DS1 called me from school today and I shit you not, we had the following conversation.
Me: hello? DS1: ummm, my work packet was in my folder yesterday but now it's not there. Me: well, what happened to it? DS1: I think Woogie (the dog) stepped on my backpack and my packet squirted out Me: it did what? DS1: it squirted out! Me: (totally laughing at this point) ok, I will see if I can figure out where your packet squirted off to.
Turns out he told his teacher a very similar story about squirting work packets and we had a good laugh over it once I found the missing packet.