Rubio short circuited again today

[ESF]

Here's what he said to a NH audience:

We are taking our message to families that are struggling to raise their children in the 21st century because, as you saw, Jeanette and I are raising our four children in the 21st century, and we know how hard it’s become to instill our values in our kids instead of the values they try to ram down our throats.
“In the 21st century, it’s becoming harder than ever to instill in your children the values they teach in our homes and in our church instead of the values that they try to ram down our throats in the movies, in music, in popular culture.”



Story here:
www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/02/08/marco_rubio_gives_another_glitchy_repetitive_speech_in_new_hampshire.html

It makes you wonder if he's been doing this all along and nobody noticed. Now they will.

[MrsAxilla]

Lol.

[josieposy]

I think he's toast.

[thebulldog]

Wtf is that?
So bascially...parenting is hard in today's society. Cool story bro.

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[smock]

Someday, Elon Musk assures us, there will be self-learning, self-improving robots that will be able to live and learn, love and laugh and annihilate us all, just like a real boy; but, until that day comes, it appears we’re stuck with this janky Atari version of Marco Rubio.

This really cracked me up.

[luckyval]

Is he the Manchurian Candidate?

[wawa]

Oh, that sucks for him. If you listen to the audio you can hear the "awwwww, SHIT" pause when he realizes that he's just repeated a line.

His speech writers need to give him more time to memorize apparently. And probably not do any last minute rewrites because then he ends up saying both versions of the original line...


edited because I know that here =/= hear

[bronxgirl]

I love the Small Wonder reference.

[meshaliuknits]

I went south park.

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[thejackpot]

Wait is it hard raising kids in the 21st century?

[scribellesam]

I need a gif of Congressman Murray from Parks and Rec to put in here. It's going to be fascinating watching him self-destruct now.

[mrsd2006]

I was listening to a radio talk show the other day while flipping through channels and the person was saying his theory is that he does this on purpose- he's trying to get a message through, so he keeps repeating himself. It sounded ridiculous, so I changed the station.

[sangria]

So I'm not clear, is it the 21st century or no?

[racegrrl714]

Feb 9, 2016 0:43:20 GMT -5 ESF said:

Here's what he said to a NH audience:

We are taking our message to families that are struggling to raise their children in the 21st century because, as you saw, Jeanette and I are raising our four children in the 21st century, and we know how hard it’s become to instill our values in our kids instead of the values they try to ram down our throats.
“In the 21st century, it’s becoming harder than ever to instill in your children the values they teach in our homes and in our church instead of the values that they try to ram down our throats in the movies, in music, in popular culture.”



Story here:
www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/02/08/marco_rubio_gives_another_glitchy_repetitive_speech_in_new_hampshire.html

It makes you wonder if he's been doing this all along and nobody noticed. Now they will.

You know, I think he HAS been! I seem to remember him saying that line about how "Obama knows what he is doing in trying to CHAAAAAANNNNNGGGGEEEE this country" and the line about ramming values down our throats (you know, like they are totally innocent of) in his previous speeches and debate clips.

[bowies]

I don't even get why Marco Roboto is so hot for these lines.

Obama is changing the country. No shit, that's what we elected him to do.
It's hard getting church values into our kids! Well, uh, OK. Sorry about that. Maybe some more time at home would help?

[saz]

Feb 9, 2016 10:27:05 GMT -5 mrsd2006 said:

I was listening to a radio talk show the other day while flipping through channels and the person was saying his theory is that he does this on purpose- he's trying to get a message through, so he keeps repeating himself. It sounded ridiculous, so I changed the station.

I actually thought he was repeating for emphasis and dramatic effect - until I watched the video in this article and saw his pause and "oh shit" look.. this is not intentional.

[saz]

Feb 9, 2016 12:22:19 GMT -5 bowies said:

I don't even get why Marco Roboto is so hot for these lines.

Obama is changing the country. No shit, that's what we elected him to do.
It's hard getting church values into our kids! Well, uh, OK. Sorry about that. Maybe some more time at home would help?

What I love is that half the Republicans are up in arms about the radical changes Obama is making, and the other half is mocking everyone who voted for him because nothing changed. Which one is it?

[laurack]

Marco Roboto *snicker*

[eclaires]

I knew there was something up with him. He's actually a robot. The tip off was his ear size which is their fully grown size for a 95yo man

[open24hours]

Feb 9, 2016 0:43:20 GMT -5 ESF said:

Here's what he said to a NH audience:

We are taking our message to families that are struggling to raise their children in the 21st century because, as you saw, Jeanette and I are raising our four children in the 21st century, and we know how hard it’s become to instill our values in our kids instead of the values they try to ram down our throats.
“In the 21st century, it’s becoming harder than ever to instill in your children the values they teach in our homes and in our church instead of the values that they try to ram down our throats in the movies, in music, in popular culture.”



Story here:
www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/02/08/marco_rubio_gives_another_glitchy_repetitive_speech_in_new_hampshire.html

It makes you wonder if he's been doing this all along and nobody noticed. Now they will.

He also has a canned line about Clinton being disqualified from being president. He delivers it the same way every time he says it. I've heard it in at least three debates.

[froggy76]

Feb 9, 2016 12:29:34 GMT -5 open24hours said:

Feb 9, 2016 0:43:20 GMT -5 ESF said:

Here's what he said to a NH audience:

We are taking our message to families that are struggling to raise their children in the 21st century because, as you saw, Jeanette and I are raising our four children in the 21st century, and we know how hard it’s become to instill our values in our kids instead of the values they try to ram down our throats.
“In the 21st century, it’s becoming harder than ever to instill in your children the values they teach in our homes and in our church instead of the values that they try to ram down our throats in the movies, in music, in popular culture.”



Story here:
www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/02/08/marco_rubio_gives_another_glitchy_repetitive_speech_in_new_hampshire.html

It makes you wonder if he's been doing this all along and nobody noticed. Now they will.

He also has a canned line about Clinton being disqualified from being president. He delivers it the same way every time he says it. I've heard it in at least three debates.

I love that one. Not even that he thinks she "should be" disqualified. Just that she IS. Like it's a fact.

[thebulldog]

Someone did not do up up down down left left right right select select start correctly.

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[luckyval]

Feb 9, 2016 12:25:17 GMT -5 laurack said:

Marco Roboto *snicker*

Domo arigato Marco Roboto

Domo....

Domo...

[emisi]

Feb 9, 2016 14:00:25 GMT -5 luckyval said:

Feb 9, 2016 12:25:17 GMT -5 laurack said:

Marco Roboto *snicker*

Domo arigato Marco Roboto

Domo....

Domo...

More like Sayonara Marco Roboto, amirite?

(yes I know the song reference)

[thejackpot]

Feb 9, 2016 12:21:34 GMT -5 incogneato said:

Feb 9, 2016 10:22:36 GMT -5 thejackpot said:

Wait is it hard raising kids in the 21st century?

Bc Hollywood is making the kids turn gay and planned parenthood is turning girls into sluts and trying to make errrybody get abortions, HTH.

ETA- derp, can't read. Thought you said "why." Leaving it.

Haha! That's ok.

[sushi]

I went south park.

of course you did.

[bowies]

I legit got the church giggles over this. God bless America.

gawker.com/exit-rubio-pursued-by-a-robot-1758037399

[StrawberryBlondie]

So, he's like me in my senior recital when I forgot where I was in a single and ended up repeating the same line 3 times?