Story Time: I made an ass out of myself last night

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But it was really funny! I went to San Francisco with a couple of friends and DH. After we wandered around the dock and and ate, we got in the elevator at the parking garage. There is a young Hispanic couple in there. And the elevator is rather small, so 6 adults and a baby stroller took up all the room. As we begin to go up, I have this thought...how bad would it be if someone farted?

I try to keep cool, but I lost it. I was laughing really hard and I couldn't explain why I was laughing because I was laughing so hard. Jay looks at the couple (who is glaring at me), and says "she had some alcohol".

Now, it looks like this white girl got in an elevator with the Hispanics in it and began laughing...this doesn't look good. The couple gets off at the next floor and we go to our floor. Then we realize we have to get the ticket validated, so my friend, A, and I go back on the elevator. We get off on the next floor, but turns out we need to go down one more floor. We get back on the elevator.

The couple is there, you guys. And the girl is glaring at me, and I explain myself, but it looks weak as hell. So, we get off on the right floor, validate parking, all while A and I are still giggling. We get back on the elevator to go back up to our floor.

The couple is on it AGAIN. We could barely hold in our laughter at this point.

Walla!

Oh, oh! And then we are passing this XXX store and arcade. I'm all "what's an arcade?" so I hop out of the car while Jay is at a red light and go in and ask the guy. He tells me "oh, it's for watching movies, but we don't allow women back there".

Sexist pig.

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You're awful.



Awfully funny.

[alabasterangel]

[MyName]

If the couple was on the elevator that many times, do you think they could've forgotten where they parked and THAT is what the woman was pissed off about? She probably thought that's why you were laughing.

[OrangePixyStix]

I think you should have just told her you mentally farted in the elevator.
Probably would have turned her frown upside down.


That is a funny story, though. Better than being stuck IN the elevator with a sourpuss like her!

[MissusTexas]

LOL! I would have had a difficult time controlling myself, too. I bet they were all "wtf is wrong with her?!"

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May 17, 2012 11:01:22 GMT -5 MissusTexas said:

LOL! I would have had a difficult time controlling myself, too. I bet they were all "wtf is wrong with her?!"

I must have looked insane. Oy. Maybe they did lose their car...I'm not sure. It was weird.

[watsonwedding2011]

OH that's not that bad!

[blondemoment123]

I hate when I start laughing at something I was thinking and no one knows what's going on.

[charitylynne79]

You crack me up. I so could see that happening. And your curiousity about things - lmao.

[Deleted]

The problems was that everyone was all "what's so funny?" and I couldn't even respond because I was laughing so hard!

[nearmiss]

Yeah, the girl was probably pissed because they couldn't find their car not at your laughing!

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May 17, 2012 14:19:14 GMT -5 nearmiss said:

Yeah, the girl was probably pissed because they couldn't find their car not at your laughing!

Man, I really hope so!