Need ideas for 60th birthday

[expectantsteelerfan]

My dad is turning 60 this week, and I got him a funny 'aged to perfection' tshirt, but I also wanted to make him an 'over the hill' diaper cake, like how you make a diaper cake for a baby shower, but with stuff for someone who is old (my dad will find it funny, not meant to be offensive).  So I figured for the cake I'd do a layer of toilet paper, and then a layer of adult diapers.  But I need help for other funny little things to stick in it.  I figured a bag of prunes and maybe bengay cream?  What else can I put in/on it?

[momin2013]

Maybe some polident?

[dizzycooks]

Advil, aspirin, aleve, reader glasses, a magnifying glass

[expectantsteelerfan]

Ohhh those are great! Thanks!

[cabbagecabbage]

How fun. Don't forget prunes and bran flakes.

[thecheshirekat]

Geritol or another vitamin that's clearly marketed for old people, a copy of AARP magazine (or Readers Digest), a giant pill organizer, Tums, Metamucil, jar opener, nose hair/ear hair trimmer, Old Spice cologne.

[auroraloo]

I think you should do 60 things
1. prunes
2. bengay
3. polident
4. Centrum Silver
5. readers
6. magnifying glass
7. nose hair trimmer
8. Asprin
9. brank flakes
10. reader's digest
11. AARP enrollment form
12. pill organizer
13. tennis balls for "your walker"
14. chain for the readers
15. jar of baby food
16. small donation made to an "old people's" charity
17. stool softener
18. medicare enrollment forms
19. bird seed "for the park"
20. slippers
21. golf tees
22. golf balls
23. cardigan sweater
24. ensure
25. jigsaw puzzle
26. crossword puzzle book
27. corn pads (foot)
28. dr. scholl's inserts
29. tums
30. handkerchiefs
31. werther's candy
32. hearing aid batteries
33. coffin brochure
34. 

I give up. I'm stuck at 34. I stand by the idea being good though  

[jag01]

auroraloo, your #33 is awesome!

[expectantsteelerfan]

It came out great and my dad loved it...thanks again for all the great suggestions!