Cruz Auditions for The Simpsons

[isabel]

Watch at your own risk. It's creepy as fuck.

[mbcdefg]

The man never drank a Duff in his life.

[mbcdefg]

He also got the "twirling toward freedom" quote wrong.

[jln]

I really need to learn to pronounce fremdschamen because I've been saying it in my head quite often, lately.

[mbcdefg]

Ok, one more comment and then I gotta stop. This is fan-made but still cracks me up:

[LoveTrains]

This has been pissing me off for months. Ted Cruz is not allowed to like things that I like.

[meshaliuknits]

Mar 10, 2016 23:08:32 GMT -5 mbcdefg said:

He also got the "twirling toward freedom" quote wrong.

Most annoying thing about it!

[luckyval]

He's an eerily accurate combination of Mr. Burns and Flanders.

[mbcdefg]

Mar 11, 2016 9:46:07 GMT -5 luckyval said:

He's an eerily accurate combination of Mr. Burns and Flanders.

Throw in some later-seasons Moe creepiness, too. 

[mbcdefg]

Mar 10, 2016 23:34:13 GMT -5 LoveTrains said:

This has been pissing me off for months. Ted Cruz is not allowed to like things that I like.

He probably hates pants, too!



(wilted)

[simpsongal]

He would have been better off impersonating this inanimate carbon rod.

[meshaliuknits]

Mar 11, 2016 13:24:03 GMT -5 simpsongal said:

He would have been better off impersonating this inanimate carbon rod.

That's really more Al Gore's gig.