Is there really a Cruz sex scandal?

[tres3]

I see #cruzsexscandal trending

I have a hard time imagining anyone sleeping with him...even his wife.


Apparently the source is National Equirer-- the did break the John Edward's affair. 

heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/

[marriedfilingjoint]

Thoughts: generally I give zero fucks who consenting adults have sex with, however, it is hilarious when anyone whose politics involve regulating everyone else's bedroom activities gets their business put on blast because you know their voters clutch pearls. However, speculating on who the women are is not cool at all.

[Deleted]

Maybe they have a vampire fetish.

[bowies]

If you really want to vomit all over yourself, go read the details on the Alabama governor's sex scandal.

::shudder::

[aurora]

Mar 25, 2016 7:33:55 GMT -5 marriedfilingjoint said:

Thoughts: generally I give zero fucks who consenting adults have sex with, however, it is hilarious when anyone whose politics involve regulating everyone else's bedroom activities gets their business put on blast because you know their voters clutch pearls. However, speculating on who the women are is not cool at all.

I think it's really hypocrisy that we can't stand. Whether that's Cruz's bedroom lifeor Bernie's interactions with the DNC.

[marriedfilingjoint]

Mar 25, 2016 8:05:47 GMT -5 aurora said:

Mar 25, 2016 7:33:55 GMT -5 marriedfilingjoint said:

Thoughts: generally I give zero fucks who consenting adults have sex with, however, it is hilarious when anyone whose politics involve regulating everyone else's bedroom activities gets their business put on blast because you know their voters clutch pearls. However, speculating on who the women are is not cool at all.

I think it's really hypocrisy that we can't stand. Whether that's Cruz's bedroom lifeor Bernie's interactions with the DNC.

Yes, it's totally the hypocrisy of it.

[heyjude]

Omg!

One or the ladies is supposedly....

Trump's spokeswoman!!!

[heyjude]

www.thepoliticalinsider.com/breaking-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-appears-looming/

[heyjude]

Oh lol sorry I see the Trump lady was reported in the Op's link.

[gumi]

This would be such happy (yet gross) news. Please be true!

Eta, did they ever confirm the blind gossip was about Rubio?

[aliciaflorrick]

Assuming this is true, it is so baffling to me that the egos on these guys is so out of control that they don't think this stuff will bubble up.

[Deleted]

I hope she had hazard pay.

[pugz]

sigh, I wish this was a Trump scandal, although knowing him it would just help

[twotrue]

My work's internet filters block all sort so innocent threads on pandce. Threads on racism, threads on celebrities, threads on the environment. But this one....about Ted Cruz and SEX, it doesn't block! Doesn't my work internet filters understand I can't unread this!?!!?

[ECB]

Mar 25, 2016 7:09:20 GMT -5 tres3 said:

 

I have a hard time imagining anyone sleeping with him...even his wife.

 

My reaction at the title of this post was "What? More than one woman would actually have sex with HIM? Ewww....".

[WanderingWinoZ]

That would just add a. whole new level of crazy to the already crazy campaign season. I don't think you could drop out, since they are counting on him to be the anti-Trump vote.

[marriedfilingjoint]

Mar 25, 2016 8:57:44 GMT -5 twotrue said:

My work's internet filters block all sort so innocent threads on pandce. Threads on racism, threads on celebrities, threads on the environment. But this one....about Ted Cruz and SEX, it doesn't block! Doesn't my work internet filters understand I can't unread this!?!!?

I watching the Bree Olson breakdown video this morning and clicked on a link that was blocked. Because Bree Olson. I'm so embarrassed.

[Deleted]

Mar 25, 2016 9:03:29 GMT -5 WanderingWinoZ said:

That would just add a. whole new level of crazy to the already crazy campaign season. I don't think you could drop out, since they are counting on him to be the anti-Trump vote.

Or open the door for Kasich? Or throw the doors wide open for a brokered convention.

Or, it would silence the ability for Cruz to bring up Bill's infidelities during the general.

It's mayhem I tell you, mayhem!

[ttt]

Mar 25, 2016 8:12:05 GMT -5 heyjude said:

Omg!

One or the ladies is supposedly....

Trump's spokeswoman!!!

[Deleted]

I wonder if Trump's spokesperson wore her bullet necklace during rendezvous.

[josieposy]

[nikki25]

I bet he would have no issue allowing his mistresses to take birth control and will be the first one in line to Planned Parenthood for an abortion.

Fucking hypocrites. All of them.

I need to step away because fuck this hits and your "morals."

[shortstax]

Can I just drop this here?  Because it's KILLING me 

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[isabel]

Mar 25, 2016 11:08:10 GMT -5 nikki25 said:

I bet he would have no issue allowing his mistresses to take birth control and will be the first one in line to Planned Parenthood for an abortion.

Fucking hypocrites. All of them.

I need to step away because fuck this hits and your "morals."

I had this exact same thought. I would literally salivate if something came out about one of these republican fuckers being complicit in the abortion of a baby from a college relationship or cheating scandal.

[MrsAxilla]

BusTED!

[bellejar]

Could this be that blind gossip item from a few months ago?

[silva]

[bowies]

Mar 25, 2016 11:20:13 GMT -5 isabel said:

Mar 25, 2016 11:08:10 GMT -5 nikki25 said:

I bet he would have no issue allowing his mistresses to take birth control and will be the first one in line to Planned Parenthood for an abortion.

Fucking hypocrites. All of them.

I need to step away because fuck this hits and your "morals."

I had this exact same thought. I would literally salivate if something came out about one of these republican fuckers being complicit in the abortion of a baby from a college relationship or cheating scandal.

You mean, like this guy?

www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/10/scott-desjarlais-abortion-pro-life_n_1953136.html

[jojoandleo]

Mar 25, 2016 7:33:55 GMT -5 marriedfilingjoint said:

Thoughts: generally I give zero fucks who consenting adults have sex with, however, it is hilarious when anyone whose politics involve regulating everyone else's bedroom activities gets their business put on blast because you know their voters clutch pearls. However, speculating on who the women are is not cool at all.

Yeah. I give no fucks about what people do in the privacy of their bedroom.  I didn't care about Lewinsky, I don't care about this.

HOWEVER, I do giggle that this supposedly moral, Christian, "family values" man is a hypocrite.  And it makes me wonder how this will play to his evangelical fan base.

[sparrowsong]

I don't have anything left to give to this. I already lost way too many minutes of my life considering the size of trumps penis. i just can't.