Easter Egg Hunt Overrun by Adults (my title)

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The craziest comment to someone saying Americans are not polite.

I don think he helped convince the original commenter.
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RudelyHuxtable
DuddyKravitz
3/27/16 3:25pm
Counterpoint: we’re just not polite to people who come from countries where they say “a wee bit of a stretch.”

Do me a favor and stretch my American ball sack over your face the next time you come to an American website to make gross generalizations about American politeness.

[OscarQ]

H and my MIL took the kids to an egg hunt at her apartment complex yesterday. Nothing major, just a few residents decided to organize it for the kids. They got outside and found an elderly woman (a resident of the rather expensive complex) picking up all the eggs. She had about two dozen in her basket. The event hadn't even started yet.

H was livid. He confronted her and she said she spoke no English. H then tried to get DS2 to go up to her and hold his bag open like he was trick-or-treating. H keeps saying "This transcends language". I wasn't there so I can laugh about it (and the 3yo is thrilled with one egg, and H gets to tell his story of the crazy lady who stole the Easter eggs).

[WOT?*]

Mar 27, 2016 22:04:28 GMT -5 OscarQ said:

H and my MIL took the kids to an egg hunt at her apartment complex yesterday. Nothing major, just a few residents decided to organize it for the kids. They got outside and found an elderly woman (a resident of the rather expensive complex) picking up all the eggs. She had about two dozen in her basket. The event hadn't even started yet.

H was livid. He confronted her and she said she spoke no English. H then tried to get DS2 to go up to her and hold his bag open like he was trick-or-treating. H keeps saying "This transcends language". I wasn't there so I can laugh about it (and the 3yo is thrilled with one egg, and H gets to tell his story of the crazy lady who stole the Easter eggs).

Unbelievable. Stealing is wrong in any language.

This was "Mom Voice" time. Which also transcends language. PUT.THEM.DOWN with the arms crossed and tapping foot works in every language despite alleged barriers.

[dirtyred]

Mar 27, 2016 20:20:48 GMT -5 @hannymarren said:

The craziest comment to someone saying Americans are not polite.

I don think he helped convince the original commenter.
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RudelyHuxtable
DuddyKravitz
3/27/16 3:25pm
Counterpoint: we’re just not polite to people who come from countries where they say “a wee bit of a stretch.”

Do me a favor and stretch my American ball sack over your face the next time you come to an American website to make gross generalizations about American politeness.

I died at this comment.  Proving the first commenter's point much?

[leeba25]

Lol now there are "American websites." Will Trump try to kick the illegals out of them? Build a (fire)wall around them? Maybe you have to answer a question on patriotism before you can gain entry to all these American websites.

[pixy0stix]

Why are people such dicks about Easter egg hunts. I swear every year I hear stories like this.

[jeaniebueller]

People are so fucking ridiculous. Community easter egg hunts are basically the worst. And I say this as someone who takes my kids to them every year.

[frkls]

i was kinda half-reading, half-talking to my kids and i blended this subject line with the one below it...

"robert dinero overrun by adults"

[meshaliuknits]

Mar 28, 2016 7:47:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Why are people such dicks about Easter egg hunts. I swear every year I hear stories like this.

There's a grown folks one hereabouts where you hunt cans of beer instead of eggs & chocolate. You wanna talk about messy. Yeesh.

[downtoearth]

Mar 27, 2016 20:20:48 GMT -5 @hannymarren said:

The craziest comment to someone saying Americans are not polite.

I don think he helped convince the original commenter.
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RudelyHuxtable
DuddyKravitz
3/27/16 3:25pm
Counterpoint: we’re just not polite to people who come from countries where they say “a wee bit of a stretch.”

Do me a favor and stretch my American ball sack over your face the next time you come to an American website to make gross generalizations about American politeness.

My favorite are the comments that start with 

"Jesus Died For This!"

3/27/16 3:19pm
Jesus died for this


    3/27/16 3:26pm
    Well considering republican Jesus was a greedy capitalist like most Americans today. So they are following an example of republican jesus and not jesus of their bible.

    3/27/16 3:29pm
    That and he died for somebody’s sins but not mine.

    3/27/16 3:29pm
    Let’s not forget they do this shit for his birthday every year as well. Prince of peace and all.

    3/27/16 3:33pm
    Well, technically, he came back for this.