ACHTUNG! ATTENCION! There is a new board!

[flex]

It's called "The Olds".  It's mostly for the over-45 crowd.  For those of us who have older or left-the-nest aged children, etc.  The first over-45 person to post gets a "cookie" or some other badge of honor. 

[vicky]

I hope there's not an Olds exodus. I like y'all right here.

[flex]

Mar 30, 2016 14:30:51 GMT -5 vicky said:

I hope there's not an Olds exodus. I like y'all right here.

No exodus.  Just like the Recovery board--folks will come and go.

[snipsnsnails]

Did RamblingRose leave or did she change her name?

[vicky]

Fine. Then I won't go stalk you guys over there.

[wannabe]

man...age-wise, i totally fit. but the proposed topics of discussion...not so much.

ML 4 lyfe.

[TR]

Mar 30, 2016 14:35:40 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

Did RamblingRose leave or did she change her name?

She's posting under her old screen name again, but with the display name of FormerlyRR.

[TR]

Mar 30, 2016 14:37:17 GMT -5 wannabe said:

man...age-wise, i totally fit. but the proposed topics of discussion...not so much.

ML 4 lyfe.

You're over 45?

[speckledfrog]

Mar 30, 2016 14:14:36 GMT -5 flex said:

It's called "The Olds".  It's mostly for the over-45 crowd.  For those of us who have older or left-the-nest aged children, etc.  The first over-45 person to post gets a "cookie" or some other badge of honor. 

Prune?  Stick to shake at the neighbor kids?

[rosiebear]

Mar 30, 2016 14:35:55 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:30:51 GMT -5 vicky said:

I hope there's not an Olds exodus. I like y'all right here.

No, they will just talk about their hip problems, menopause, hearing loss, gray hair and vaginal dryness over there

Just you wait, Missy. Just you wait.

::shakes cane::

[snipsnsnails]

Mar 30, 2016 14:37:56 GMT -5 TR said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:35:40 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

Did RamblingRose leave or did she change her name?

She's posting under her old screen name again, but with the display name of FormerlyRR .

Sweet! I love when people are in the know!

[wannabe]

Mar 30, 2016 14:38:25 GMT -5 TR said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:37:17 GMT -5 wannabe said:

man...age-wise, i totally fit. but the proposed topics of discussion...not so much.

ML 4 lyfe.

You're over 45?

almost.  i'll be 45 this year.

[TR]

Mar 30, 2016 14:39:49 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:37:56 GMT -5 TR said:

She's posting under her old screen name again, but with the display name of FormerlyRR .

Sweet! I love when people are in the know!

Ha, I had to figure it out because I knew I'd seen her post recently, but when I clicked on your tag there were no recent posts so I searched her old sn and walla!

[flex]

Mar 30, 2016 14:41:50 GMT -5 tators said:

Why?

Why not?  

[TR]

Mar 30, 2016 14:48:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:47:29 GMT -5 tators said:

listen. I can't life coach you if you take your shit elsewhere.

I need your old wisdom in my life.

Let's say you're 28. Well I'm almost 48. Could be your mom. 20 years difference. Subtract that from your age. Do you want to hang out with 8 year olds?

[flex]

Mar 30, 2016 14:46:31 GMT -5 tators said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:44:40 GMT -5 flex said:

Why not?  

it's already slow here. Don't try to take everyone flex!!!!

Good gracious, youngster.  There is not...I repeat NOT...going to be a mass exodus to The Olds!  Many of us do no longer have babies or small children.  The TO board is a good place to ask for advice or to vent about tweens, teens, left-the-nesters, etc.  As well as discussions about peri-menopause, menopause, dry skin, thinning hair, night sweats, hot flashes, hormonal changes, etc., etc. Things that younger women cannot relate to.  Ya feel me?

[pantsparty]

Guys, I'm really mature for my age!!!!

[speckledfrog]

Mar 30, 2016 14:48:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:47:29 GMT -5 tators said:

listen. I can't life coach you if you take your shit elsewhere.

I need your old wisdom in my life.

Let's say you're 28. Well I'm almost 48. Could be your mom. 20 years difference. Subtract that from your age. Do you want to hang out with 8 year olds?

What if they're really advanced 8 year olds with great credit ratings and super thick hair?

[05heel]

Mar 30, 2016 14:48:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:47:29 GMT -5 tators said:

listen. I can't life coach you if you take your shit elsewhere.

I need your old wisdom in my life.

Let's say you're 28. Well I'm almost 48. Could be your mom. 20 years difference. Subtract that from your age. Do you want to hang out with 8 year olds?

Your analogy game is almost worse than your gif game.  Step it up, you rusty old bag!

That said, I'll consider the 45 threshold to indicate number of sexual partners, and will happily join the board. 

[partiallysunny]

Mar 30, 2016 14:35:55 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:30:51 GMT -5 vicky said:

I hope there's not an Olds exodus. I like y'all right here.

No, they will just talk about their hip problems, menopause, hearing loss, gray hair and vaginal dryness over there

Well according to the topics, I should be posting over there.

[papie]

I had no idea there was that many of you olds here.  Hi, mom! :-P

[VeryViolet]

Mar 30, 2016 14:48:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:47:29 GMT -5 tators said:

listen. I can't life coach you if you take your shit elsewhere.

I need your old wisdom in my life.

Let's say you're 28. Well I'm almost 48. Could be your mom. 20 years difference. Subtract that from your age. Do you want to hang out with 8 year olds?

[05heel]

Mar 30, 2016 14:51:19 GMT -5 flex said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:46:31 GMT -5 tators said:

it's already slow here. Don't try to take everyone flex!!!!

Good gracious, youngster.  There is not...I repeat NOT...going to be a mass exodus to The Olds!  Many of us do no longer have babies or small children.  The TO board is a good place to ask for advice or to vent about tweens, teens, left-the-nesters, etc.  As well as discussions about peri-menopause, menopause, dry skin, thinning hair, night sweats, hot flashes, hormonal changes, etc., etc. Things that younger women cannot relate to.  Ya feel me?

I have dry skin.  Can we have a dry skin board? 
Name suggestions: Lubes for Rubes; Moist 'n' Creamy; Crusts, Flakes, and More; Itchy Bitches 

[miso]

Mar 30, 2016 14:51:23 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Guys, I'm really mature for my age!!!!

I'm not.

I shop at H&M.

[papie]

Mar 30, 2016 14:59:56 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:55:32 GMT -5 papie said:

I had no idea there was that many of you olds here.  Hi, mom! :-P

Oh yeah. No Canadians allowed over there. Sorry.

My mom will be very upset to hear that.  

[flex]

Mar 30, 2016 14:57:02 GMT -5 05heel said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:51:19 GMT -5 flex said:

Good gracious, youngster.  There is not...I repeat NOT...going to be a mass exodus to The Olds!  Many of us do no longer have babies or small children.  The TO board is a good place to ask for advice or to vent about tweens, teens, left-the-nesters, etc.  As well as discussions about peri-menopause, menopause, dry skin, thinning hair, night sweats, hot flashes, hormonal changes, etc., etc. Things that younger women cannot relate to.  Ya feel me?

I have dry skin.  Can we have a dry skin board? 
Name suggestions: Lubes for Rubes; Moist 'n' Creamy; Crusts, Flakes, and More; Itchy Bitches 

Ask the admins!

::runs off to cannonball into The Olds board::

[flex]

Mar 30, 2016 14:59:56 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:55:32 GMT -5 papie said:

I had no idea there was that many of you olds here.  Hi, mom! :-P

Oh yeah. No Canadians allowed over there. Sorry.

[miso]

[itsme]

But I am a "young" and have a teenager. I don't belong anywhere. Well, I also have a toddler so I sort of am OK on the MMM board.

[lilafowler]

Mar 30, 2016 14:51:39 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:48:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Let's say you're 28. Well I'm almost 48. Could be your mom. 20 years difference. Subtract that from your age. Do you want to hang out with 8 year olds?

What if they're really advanced 8 year olds with great credit ratings and super thick hair?

How much is in their e fund?