So I went to the sex toys shop today

[flex]

Because my old silver bullet died around Christmas.  Hey, an old girl has needs.

Anyway, when I took my purchase to the register, guess what was WINKING at me on the counter???


The "Twerking Butt" mechanism.  And it wasn't a clothed butt.  It was a Cyclops twerking butt.

[sassycat]

Hilarious.

[flex]

Like I said, an old girl has needs. lol

[mrsukyankee]

Hehehehe.

[FormerlyRR]

You do know you can get sex toys on the internet, right?

[flex]

Mar 31, 2016 6:42:06 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

You do know you can get sex toys on the internet, right?

Yessssssssssssssss.

[MixedBerryJam]

If you ask me, flex only started this board so she could brag about going into a sex shop. BRB, off to google "twerking butt" because some old didn't think to include a link.

[flex]

Mar 31, 2016 13:45:57 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

If you ask me, flex only started this board so she could brag about going into a sex shop. BRB, off to google "twerking butt" because some old didn't think to include a link.

You'll need some mental Clorox after you view it.  lol

And I didn't want to post this on ML because The Youngs would be all "EWWWWW...an olds likes sex toys?!  Hork!"  I thought The Olds could relate.  lol

[MixedBerryJam]

Mar 31, 2016 13:48:07 GMT -5 flex said:

Mar 31, 2016 13:45:57 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

If you ask me, flex only started this board so she could brag about going into a sex shop. BRB, off to google "twerking butt" because some old didn't think to include a link.

You'll need some mental Clorox after you view it.  lol

Too late. I didn't dare click further than google images, but am I seeing something that is sound-activated, so it twerks to the beat of the music? 

I don't know who I'm going to get to bail me out if I'm ever arrested and my hard drive is searched. Certainly not my sons, because I am not explaining "winking twerking sex toy" to either of them.