"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Happy birthday!! You were actually in my dream last night. We were at your apartment and you had pink kitchen cabinets. Then we went out for dinner at a carnival with lions and tigers. My subconscious knew it was your birthday, apparently!
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown