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[watsonwedding2011]

What was the most embarrassing moment you have EVER had?

Spill it ladies it is so slow here I need some entertainment.


Mine:
I was 19 years old and went to the doc cause I had a bad rash on my back. long story short doc diagnosed me with shingles. I was like WTF I thought this was a problem for old people not teenagers, Whatever. Doc hands me my RX and I go to my local pharmacy to have it filled.
This is when it gets funny. So dummy me, I didn't bother reading what it was. doc just said take the pills and it will go away. I'm standing at the counter talking to the pharmacist like oh god how long is this going to take? I'm so itchy and uncomfortable. I need these pills ASAP! 20 mins. later I go back to the pharmacy counter the lady looks at me like ok miss last name here is your RX for Valtrex. Valtrex you know the herpes' medication that you see commericals for.
Mortified that I was just talking to this lady about how itchy and uncomfortable I was I took my RX and hightailed it out of there. I still to this day have not gotten over how embarssing this was

[OrangePixyStix]

Oh geez, my DUI experience was very embarrassing, in a humbling and legal-record-damaging way, but I am not prepared today to give that story in all it's detailed glory. I almost need a few drinks to tell it right, since memory is best served by using familiar triggers, right?


However, another spectacularly embarrassing episode happened one morning in Junior High where I had a spontaneous puking incident in 2nd period. Just a sudden burst of stomach nausea happened and I guess I was too ashamed to get up and ask to use the restroom so I puked all over my desk, books, and floor in my area, which grossed out everyone and the entire room had to be abandoned in the middle of class so janitors could go in and clean it up. I didn't live that down for a long time, and was thankfully happy they immediately called mom and sent me home sick that day without question. I was mortified! And for days the boys would come up to me asking if I had Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast that day or if it was Cap'n Crunch. Sick bastards.

[louietunes]

I flew from KC to Orlando to visit friends. I picked up my bag, found my friend, he drove me back to his apartment, I used the bathroom, and only then did I realize that I had gotten my period all down the back of my khakis. I was walking through Orlando International like that!

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I peed my pants after a frat party.

[OrangePixyStix]

May 17, 2012 13:00:57 GMT -5 poopedydoop said:

When I was probably around 7 or 8 I had a babysitter who watched an R rated movie in my presence and I guess I was pretty fascinated by the sex scene I saw.

So I was on the bus and was passing notes with my little friend and I was telling her about it. Yeah. My older brother was on the same bus, stole the note, read it, was horrified I guess and gave it to my mom.

I had to sit down and have a 'talk' with her. I have never been so embarrassed. She even asked me if I was being molested. Ugh.

hahah, I am guessing that particular babysitter was never hired again after that? What a tattle tale of a brother you have, I would have been pissed at him!