I am marijuana stupid. And I'm in Amsterdam.

[hisno1girl]

Ask the shop if they'll help you out. I'm sure they won't mind.

[underwaterrhymes]

I would just walk up to someone, laugh, and say, "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Can you help me, please?"

[Deleted]

Just ask them! I am sure they don't mind helping you. Or just pull up "how to roll a joint" on you tube. ;-) also if you find any chocolate or gummy bear edibles you should try them. I'm not sure about the gluten free part though.

[Jalapeñomel]

They'll roll it for you if you ask!

[elleblue]

Apr 30, 2016 11:15:56 GMT -5 mp said:

Apr 30, 2016 11:14:21 GMT -5 kooshball said:

Lemon space cake.

I could not find a gluten free offering for edibles from searching on my phone. Find me a place and I will go. Ha.

Europe is so much better with gf offerings than the U.S., there's got to be a place that sells edibles you can eat. 

[lovebeingmama]

Apr 30, 2016 11:18:59 GMT -5 mp said:

Apr 30, 2016 11:17:08 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I would just walk up to someone, laugh, and say, "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Can you help me, please?"

This is what I'll probably do. Except I seem to have chosen a local joint (ha) with very little English speaking going on. God I'm a tourist.

I live in Amsterdam and could have written this exact post last week. Almost 99% of the people here speak English, even if they are speaking Dutch.

[Deleted]

Or just pack it in your suitcase and bring a souvenir home with you. No problemo!

[Moe]

Apr 30, 2016 11:18:59 GMT -5 mp said:

Apr 30, 2016 11:17:08 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I would just walk up to someone, laugh, and say, "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Can you help me, please?"

This is what I'll probably do. Except I seem to have chosen a local joint (ha) with very little English speaking going on. God I'm a tourist.

I guarantee they speak English.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I'm gluten dumb, but do chocolates have gluten in them?

[sweetchix]

Apr 30, 2016 11:18:59 GMT -5 mp said:

Apr 30, 2016 11:17:08 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I would just walk up to someone, laugh, and say, "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Can you help me, please?"

This is what I'll probably do. Except I seem to have chosen a local joint (ha) with very little English speaking going on. God I'm a tourist.

Really? They may be faking it. When I went, everyone would start talking to us in Dutch but when we stared at them blankly and said "What?" they then spoke in perfect English.

And also, good for you for ordering it. We were too chicken, and naive at 18/19 years old, to order any. So we missed out

[lilafowler]

Do they have bongs/bowls for rent?

[MixedBerryJam]

Apr 30, 2016 11:18:59 GMT -5 mp said:

Apr 30, 2016 11:17:08 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I would just walk up to someone, laugh, and say, "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Can you help me, please?"

This is what I'll probably do. Except I seem to have chosen a local joint (ha) with very little English speaking going on. God I'm a tourist.

Google translate tells me to say. "Gelieve te rollen deze gezamenlijke voor mij. Dank je."  Also, this video might help:

[livinitup]

Apr 30, 2016 11:18:59 GMT -5 mp said:

Apr 30, 2016 11:17:08 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I would just walk up to someone, laugh, and say, "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Can you help me, please?"

This is what I'll probably do. Except I seem to have chosen a local joint (ha) with very little English speaking going on. God I'm a tourist.

I think you're missing the part were all the hot guys see you as a cute American and are DYING to help you. This is how you make friends!

[miso]

I went to a pot museum there. You could buy and smoke there or use their various instruments. I inhaled from a large inflated plastic bag and used some other strange-looking devices, too.

They taught me how to use everything. You should go there!

[hazel]

Haha I can relate to a lot of this. I'm not even sure what the hell I did when I was there. I walked by so many shops before just making myself walk through the door of one of them. I bought a joint, sat down and started smoking it, but then since I don't really smoke felt like an impostor. So after about 20 minutes I left. I went to another shop a few days later and think I played it a bit cooler.

This is all especially ridiculous because I live in Washington.

I went to the pot museum miso is talking about. It was worth visiting and I tried that plastic bag thing too.

[happywife]

So, did you smoke your joint or what?! I have no idea how to roll a joint either, LOL. I smoke out of a bong. We have some nice glass.

[berbles]

Apr 30, 2016 15:40:29 GMT -5 happywife said:

So, did you smoke your joint or what?! I have no idea how to roll a joint either, LOL. I smoke out of a bong. We have some nice glass.

:HIGH five: I don't know how to roll either. I didn't start smoking until after college, so I skipped the days of improvised smoking implements and went straight to bongs. I'm a glass snob. I do love a good, crutched pre-roll though!

[happywife]

Apr 30, 2016 15:48:02 GMT -5 berbles said:

Apr 30, 2016 15:40:29 GMT -5 happywife said:

So, did you smoke your joint or what?! I have no idea how to roll a joint either, LOL. I smoke out of a bong. We have some nice glass.

:HIGH five: I don't know how to roll either. I didn't start smoking until after college, so I skipped the days of improvised smoking implements and went straight to bongs. I'm a glass snob. I do love a good, crutched pre-roll though!

I didn't smoke until my late 30's LOL. Pre-rolls are good too. My favorite are Presidential.

[klingklang77]

They mix it with tobacco there. But don't let them see you with a package of cigarettes. You are not allowed to smoke cigarettes there, but you can mix it with tobacco. You will need a filter at one end (look for the small pieces of paper by where you pay). It isn't like a regular American joint as they kind of roll it funnel shaped. They usually sell pre-made joints there as well.

- signed been to the Netherlands too many times .

[wildfloweragain]

Apr 30, 2016 13:38:03 GMT -5 miso said:

I went to a pot museum there. You could buy and smoke there or use their various instruments. I inhaled from a large inflated plastic bag and used some other strange-looking devices, too.

They taught me how to use everything. You should go there!

Was it the Hash Marijuana Hemp Museum?  I was looking for that place when I was there in college. I could not find anyone who spoke English as I was looking until I ran into a group of college guys from my same state.  We abandoned the idea so I never got there.

[lilafowler]

Apr 30, 2016 18:34:07 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

It can't be that hard to roll a joint, right? I would probably just freestyle it and then sit there smoking my loser joint. LIke.. what? This is how we do it in the states.

Freestyle?

[angelaa73]

When in doubt: Apple core. Eco-friendly!

[spankswife]

Pack a bowl...

[happywife]

Can someone who has smoked pot in CA and in Amsterdam tell me whose pot is better?

[zitiqueen]

Apr 30, 2016 15:48:02 GMT -5 berbles said:

Apr 30, 2016 15:40:29 GMT -5 happywife said:

So, did you smoke your joint or what?! I have no idea how to roll a joint either, LOL. I smoke out of a bong. We have some nice glass.

:HIGH five: I don't know how to roll either. I didn't start smoking until after college, so I skipped the days of improvised smoking implements and went straight to bongs. I'm a glass snob. I do love a good, crutched pre-roll though!

I also can't roll. When I did smoke (I haven't smoked any in a long time) I used a one-hitter/Dugout. I also had a little rolling machine that I bought at a head shop. Well, I still have it. And the one-hitter. 

[Linie]

Apr 30, 2016 13:35:18 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Apr 30, 2016 11:18:59 GMT -5 mp said:

This is what I'll probably do. Except I seem to have chosen a local joint (ha) with very little English speaking going on. God I'm a tourist.

Google translate tells me to say. "Gelieve te rollen deze gezamenlijke voor mij. Dank je."  Also, this video might help:

Sorry, but this made me laugh so hard, I nearly fell off the couch! the word "gezamelijken", is a litteral translation of "joint", like in "joint custody". They will perfectly understand "a joint", because that is what it's called in Dutch...

Google translate...

[MixedBerryJam]

May 1, 2016 15:21:00 GMT -5 Linie said:

Apr 30, 2016 13:35:18 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Google translate tells me to say. "Gelieve te rollen deze gezamenlijke voor mij. Dank je."  Also, this video might help:

Sorry, but this made me laugh so hard, I nearly fell off the couch! the word "gezamelijken", is a litteral translation of "joint", like in "joint custody". They will perfectly understand "a joint", because that is what it's called in Dutch...

Google translate...

Do you speak Dutch? I'm about to send you a pm ...

[vicky]

Apr 30, 2016 20:21:33 GMT -5 happywife said:

Can someone who has smoked pot in CA and in Amsterdam tell me whose pot is better?

Definitely Amsterdam.
It was a wild ride, lol.

[Linie]

May 1, 2016 15:29:40 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

May 1, 2016 15:21:00 GMT -5 Linie said:

Sorry, but this made me laugh so hard, I nearly fell off the couch! the word "gezamelijken", is a litteral translation of "joint", like in "joint custody". They will perfectly understand "a joint", because that is what it's called in Dutch...

Google translate...

Do you speak Dutch? I'm about to send you a pm ...

Yes, Flemish (=Dutch) is my native language. You got a pm back.

[lexxasaurus]

Lol, sorry you felt silly but I hope it was fun!
I don't know how I'd do now but I used to roll both joints and cigarettes so I had it down well. It's been quite a few years though.