It is quite possible that the office secretary

[myordinarylife]

Hates me.......

I am oot on business and the new secretary booked my hotel for the wrong week. U am at a huge event andere the hotel was totally booked. The only place that had rooms was motel six. I am sleeping in my clothes. The disabled vet sells percocet, there was a swat team here earlier because of a pesky little armed robbery, the couple in the room next to me appear to live here and have six children, a fifty year old woman tried to pimp her boyfriend? (is that the right word, I dont think they are called gigaloes anymore, I think the maid stole a nightgown, there is a woman going door to door selling what appear to be stolen shoes, but none of that is as strange as the young boy I just saw in the parking wearing a bra and panties dancing around and singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I should go to walmart and buy a weapon, everyone else in the hotel has one. I made a male co-worker get a room here too so I wont get murdered in the parking lot. Onlyvpositive note is my per diem stays the same and the hotel is a lot cheaper.

Oh and the bf and I are moving in together. Whee....this post has been broughtbto you courtesy of Boones Farm, drunk out of the bottle, from a paper bag, while sitting outside on my broken room chair

[milosh]

Where the fuck are you? That sounds ridiculous!

[Deleted]

Yes, yes she hates you. That sounds terrible! I am so sorry. You need pepper spray. Pronto!

[ralphlauren]

That sounds horrible. I am more shocked that a gown adult is actually drinking boones farm. Yuck