Have we talked about this?

[sonrisa]

The lady who was stalked by a wolf for hours, so she led it to fight a bear?

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/wolf-bear-bait-joanne-barnaby-nwt-1.3636604

[killercupcake]

Canadians.

[gibbinator]

That is kind of amazing. Usually running into a bear cub is not a lucky thing.

[circa1978]

Jun 17, 2016 0:13:15 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Canadians.

She was partially saved by her forethought to bring beer and advised everyone to arm themselves. Honorary American.

[demelza]

Jun 17, 2016 8:10:00 GMT -5 @rennido said:

Interesting. I didn't think wolves stalk their prey like that.

A Liem Neeson movie from a few years back has this as the premise. The Grey. Lots of suspense in that film.

[Deleted]

Holy crap!

[Saint Monica]

I lack survival skillz. If a wolf was following me I would assume it wanted to be my wolfdoggie.

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Jun 17, 2016 8:46:58 GMT -5 demelza said:

Jun 17, 2016 8:10:00 GMT -5 @rennido said:

Interesting. I didn't think wolves stalk their prey like that.

A Liem Neeson movie from a few years back has this as the premise. The Grey. Lots of suspense in that film.

I AM STILL MAD AT THAT MOVIE.  WHY IS IT FUCKING TWO MILLION DEGREES BELOW AND EVERYONE'S SAYING THEY ARE COLD, BUT NO ONE PUTS THE HOOD UP ON THEIR COAT.  PUT UP YOUR HOOD! COVER YOUR HEAD!  JESUSHCHRIST.

[motzie]

What kind of Canadian doesn't have their bear spray on them for situations like this?

[luckyval]

This reminds me of last night's episode of Aline where crunchy hippie lady decided to get a closer look at where the nearby bears were hunting for salmon.

To scare them off she went around yelling, "heeeeey beary bear"

:/

[chickadee77]

Jun 17, 2016 10:16:37 GMT -5 motzie said:

What kind of Canadian doesn't have their bear spray on them for situations like this?

You do know that bear shit smells like pepper spray and has jingle bells in it, right?

[papie]

That's amazing. Joey is amazing. I'm sad the wolf was starving, but I'm hoping he didn't get the bear cub. I'd think the mommy bear probably won?

[motzie]

Jun 17, 2016 12:04:20 GMT -5 chickadee77 said:

Jun 17, 2016 10:16:37 GMT -5 motzie said:

What kind of Canadian doesn't have their bear spray on them for situations like this?

You do know that bear shit smells like pepper spray and has jingle bells in it, right?

I didn't know about the bells! I only know what bear spray is (kind of) because my best friend is Canadian and takes lots of back woods adventures.

[chickadee77]

Jun 17, 2016 12:12:21 GMT -5 motzie said:

Jun 17, 2016 12:04:20 GMT -5 chickadee77 said:

You do know that bear shit smells like pepper spray and has jingle bells in it, right?

I didn't know about the bells! I only know what bear spray is (kind of) because my best friend is Canadian and takes lots of back woods adventures.

The only foolproof way to get out of a bear attack is to have someone with you that runs slower than you do

I'm giving you a hard time, sorry. I'm from WI and spend a good amount of time in very rural Canada, so I can go all day with these jokes, lol. 

[stephogirl]

Jun 17, 2016 9:05:11 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

Jun 17, 2016 8:46:58 GMT -5 demelza said:

A Liem Neeson movie from a few years back has this as the premise. The Grey. Lots of suspense in that film.

I AM STILL MAD AT THAT MOVIE.  WHY IS IT FUCKING TWO MILLION DEGREES BELOW AND EVERYONE'S SAYING THEY ARE COLD, BUT NO ONE PUTS THE HOOD UP ON THEIR COAT.  PUT UP YOUR HOOD! COVER YOUR HEAD!  JESUSHCHRIST.        

My exact thoughts every week watching Game of Thrones. Do hats not exist north of the fucking wall???

[lurkerlou]

Jun 17, 2016 9:00:45 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

I lack survival skillz. If a wolf was following me I would assume it wanted to be my wolfdoggie.

This made me laugh for real because I could say the same. La la la oh hey there Mr Wolfie!

[Deleted]

Bear spray is actually not a great idea. It won't really stop the bear, just piss him off more. And chances are you'd spray yourself, so you'd be in pain and the bear would be super angry, lol.