How long until you pee in front of each other?

[dakotadangerdog]

And for bonus points:

Pooping?

[jojoandleo]

Day one. I mean, if you don't love my beer shits, how can you love me?

[doriswe]

First date?? I take him in the bathroom with me so we can still talk while I'm getting business done!

[bullygirl979]

Sept 5, 2012 10:28:54 GMT -5 doriswe said:

First date?? I take him in the bathroom with me so we can still talk while I'm getting business done!

Agreed. And who else can wipe my ass??

[dakotadangerdog]

I lurve you guys

[doriswe]

Wait, if I go to Mexico and I drink the water so I can have explosive diarrhea will I find the one?

[jade28]

Can I just share TMI and let you guys know that last night my bf was all set to pee in front of me while I was getting ready in the bathroom. I bolted. I don't want to see that stuff.

Admittedly, I totally asked a "how long until..." question and they are "stupid" questions b/c there are different timetables but sometimes it is nice to compare. This post is funny though.

[jade28]

Sept 5, 2012 10:36:48 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I just realized I peed in a parking lot at the Kenny Chesney concert. I was drunk and it was a 3rd date. He was like 20 feet away. I was on the other side of a parking barrier. I'm klassy like that.

^o)

[dakotadangerdog]

Sept 5, 2012 10:36:48 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I just realized I peed in a parking lot at the Kenny Chesney concert. I was drunk and it was a 3rd date. He was like 20 feet away. I was on the other side of a parking barrier. I'm klassy like that.

lolololol I love you

[doriswe]

Sept 5, 2012 10:36:48 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I just realized I peed in a parking lot at the Kenny Chesney concert. I was drunk and it was a 3rd date. He was like 20 feet away. I was on the other side of a parking barrier. I'm klassy like that.

What did you wipe with???

[chrissie3416]

lol I needed this today

[dakotadangerdog]

Sept 5, 2012 10:44:33 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Sept 5, 2012 10:40:20 GMT -5 doriswe said:

What did you wipe with???

Haha, you so silly woman! Wipe???

okay dats just groosssssss FIND A NAPKIN OR SOMETHING GOSH!!!

[Deleted]

Sept 5, 2012 10:36:48 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I just realized I peed in a parking lot at the Kenny Chesney concert. I was drunk and it was a 3rd date. He was like 20 feet away. I was on the other side of a parking barrier. I'm klassy like that.

Well, missy, you definitely don't have pee anxiety....now just work on the poop

[bullygirl979]

Sept 5, 2012 10:45:18 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Sept 5, 2012 10:44:33 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Haha, you so silly woman! Wipe???

okay dats just groosssssss FIND A NAPKIN OR SOMETHING GOSH!!!

Okay, but then what do you do with the napkin?? Throw it on the ground? Put it in your purse? +o(

[roselis]

I never peed in front of XH. The one time I did with XBF was when we were camping and no bathrooms nearby. He stood guard for me.

ETA: I just realized that I have had more friends pee in front of me (all of us getting ready for somewhere and they have to go while we are putting on makeup) than I have in front of an SO

[dakotadangerdog]

Sept 5, 2012 10:48:02 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Sept 5, 2012 10:45:18 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

okay dats just groosssssss FIND A NAPKIN OR SOMETHING GOSH!!!

Okay, but then what do you do with the napkin?? Throw it on the ground? Put it in your purse?

THROW IT AWAY?!?!?!

[bullygirl979]

Sept 5, 2012 10:49:23 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Sept 5, 2012 10:48:02 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Okay, but then what do you do with the napkin?? Throw it on the ground? Put it in your purse?

THROW IT AWAY?!?!?!

What if there aren't any garbage cans?? Huh? What then?

[lovelybb]

I pee in front of D all the time... so does he. He almost caught me changing my tampon last week. I thought he was in another part of the house and he came waltzing into the master suite where I didn't bother to shut the bathroom door. My bad. We have no shame, although we do draw the line at pooping in front of one another... that's "me" time.

[sparkles17]

This post made my day!

But my honest answer is, um never? I've been with SO for nearly a year and this has never happened. And I prefer to think that he doesn't even know that I poop. At all. Ever.

[bullygirl979]

Sept 5, 2012 10:57:02 GMT -5 @darkangel said:

Ok sorry won't ask anymore dumb questions

It isn't a dumb question as long as you know there isn't a "right" answer.

[emma245]

OMG this is hilarious only because I have a major poo phobia and apparently was talking about it at a party (wasted).

Pee=couple months
Poo=I still turned on the water with my EXH and the door shut after 4 years. And I would prefer he be in a different part of the house I would tell him. I used to come home from my EXBF to go. Yes, I have issues.

[dakotadangerdog]

Sept 5, 2012 11:41:04 GMT -5 emma245 said:

OMG this is hilarious only because I have a major poo phobia and apparently was talking about it at a party (wasted).

Pee=couple months
Poo=I still turned on the water with my EXH and the door shut after 4 years. And I would prefer he be in a different part of the house I would tell him. I used to come home from my EXBF to go. Yes, I have issues.

I hate when people hear me poop. I was SO PUMPED when I bought my house right before my wedding, it has THREE bathrooms, so I could always use the farthest away from XH so he wouldn't hear me lol

[emma245]

Sept 5, 2012 11:43:59 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Sept 5, 2012 11:41:04 GMT -5 emma245 said:

OMG this is hilarious only because I have a major poo phobia and apparently was talking about it at a party (wasted).

Pee=couple months
Poo=I still turned on the water with my EXH and the door shut after 4 years. And I would prefer he be in a different part of the house I would tell him. I used to come home from my EXBF to go. Yes, I have issues.

I hate when people hear me poop. I was SO PUMPED when I bought my house right before my wedding, it has THREE bathrooms, so I could always use the farthest away from XH so he wouldn't hear me lol

OMG my new office has one unisex bathroom (?!?) and the other day I was another attorneys office and heard my boss poo. I was mortified |-)

[dakotadangerdog]

Sept 5, 2012 11:48:48 GMT -5 emma245 said:

Sept 5, 2012 11:43:59 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

I hate when people hear me poop. I was SO PUMPED when I bought my house right before my wedding, it has THREE bathrooms, so I could always use the farthest away from XH so he wouldn't hear me lol

OMG my new office has one unisex bathroom (?!?) and the other day I was another attorneys office and heard my boss poo. I was mortified

WHAT? Like with stalls? FOR EVERYONE?

[emma245]

No its one seperate one and then a men and womens seperate stalls on the lower level. People (like my boss) are just lazy and use the unisex. I do not but I would also never go number 2 at work. Never have and never will. Im telling you Im crazy about it! HA

[formerlyak]

Never. Ex had to help me get to the bathroom to pee when I was in labor, but other than that never.

Fi and I sometimes leave the door open when we pee, but usually when the other person is somewhere else in the house.

[omeomi]

Peeing, a handful of months.

Pooping, never in my life have I let a man see me do that. I don't want them anywhere near the bathroom when I'm doing that. And I don't want to know about them doing it, either. Sure, we all poop, but I like to live in a fantasy world where that doesn't really happen.

[blackkitty]

First date... Duh