Caption Contest (Trump and Christie)

[smock]

Come up with your best captions for this photo! Whoever gets the most likes will be declared Supreme CEP Captioner.

[simpsongal]

"Thaaaat's a tiny hand."

[aurora]

"My eyes! They burn!" (From the orange glow of your face)

[smock]

"No fair, Donald, your tiny fingers always win our tickle wars!"

[silva]

HAAA! I knew it! Your balls are small too!

[jojoandleo]

Does this photo make anyone else think of this:

[mbcdefg]

"HAHAHA! That's such a funny joke! You're so awesome. Are we best friends yet? Because we should be best friends. *whimpers* Please like me."

[leeba25]

Christie screams in pain and horror when he realizes that Trump's hands, small as they are, can squeeze balls really hard.

[josieposy]

I am your Father.

Nooooooooooooo!!!

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Jul 1, 2016 11:01:05 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Does this photo make anyone else think of this:

I was actually thinking more like this

[josieposy]

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

[smock]

Christie: "Feed your baby bird, Mama Donald!"

Trump: "Don't touch me, loser."

[curbsideprophet]

Sorry I forgot to feed Nagini Lord Voldemort. It will never happen again. Can I still be your VP?

[katieido]

Do the vinegar strokes
Your lips curls up
Do the vinegar strokes
You close one eye
Do the vinegar strokes
Your head tilts back
Do the vinegar strokes
Everybody grunt!

[cairo]

Christie: While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice?
Talk less...smile more...but not like this, because you'll scare the children.

[pixy0stix]

I've got your cheeto!

[aliciaflorrick]

Christie: I just received a resume for someone who went to Trump University.

[One Girl In All The World]

"You ever see somebody ruin their own life?"

[juliej]

"No, no, look way in the back. I'm telling you, it feels like my filling fell out."

[lissaholly]

Christie: You get two fours all on your face!?!? Ha ha!

[elleblue]

I didn't realize the puppet strings would be attached so tightly there.

[mrsukyankee]

Yes, I will laugh for the puppet master. Laugh all day long. Bahahahaha!

[DesertMoon]

Trump: "you're fired"

Christie: bahahaha (doesn't know he's not joking yet)

[Nightlight]

Christie: OMG, Mr. Trump, you're so funny and sexy and smart. And your hair is so pretty and you totally could've slept with Princess Di and, and ... 

Trump: Whuh? Oh Chris, it's you. I thought I told you to get on the plane and go.

[underwaterrhymes]

You don't have the votes
You don't have the votes
Ahahahahaa

[cville]

Am I smiling? I'm supposed to be smiling. I've forgotten how to smile. My soul is empty. Aha hahahahaa sob.

[lovelovelove]

Trump, caught off guard when he spots a WaPo journalist who somehow snuck past security in the crowd, accidently pushed the button on Christie's shock collar. That's only supposed to be used in brainwashing sessions off stage; oops!

[bimbi284]

Jul 1, 2016 17:56:51 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I've got your cheeto!

This is the one I actually lol'd to.
Pixy wins in my book