Post by fallriverjenn on Sept 7, 2012 18:02:18 GMT -5
My boyfriend at the time was a security guard in an well known office building. One time I visited him at work and during my tour of the office building, we has sex on the conference room table. (There were multiple security guards walking around so that it made it hotter knowing we could get caught and he could be fired )
Dh and I are related. Not incest close, but definitely too close for for comfort.
did you know this before getting married?
We'd been dating 3 years and found out when making our wedding guest list. We were pretty close to breaking things off, but due to the reaction of our families (amused rather than appalled) we ended up going for it. We had some really serious discussions over it.
Might have been a different decision if there were any common hereditary diseases in the family line.
Post by puppiesandrainbows on Sept 7, 2012 18:56:43 GMT -5
Reading these are making me sad. OMG I need to get laid. I have no single friends, everyone is married and so are their friends. No way am I doing some online hookup thing because I'm afraid of meeting a psycho creepster with a disease, even with condoms that freaks me out.
I should post on FB "Hey guys, just so you know, I'm looking to get laid but I'm not interested in anything too serious. My requirements are as follows:
-Emotionally stable. -No married, "trial separation", or "we're getting a divorce" but still living together crap. Needs to be drama free. -Condoms are a must. -Nice breath -No beard stubble ever -Having so much body hair that you look like a human sweater (front and back) is a no -Can't be hung like a baby carrot but no horse schlongs either please -Recovery period of one hour max -A "perfect body" is definitely not a requirement, but please no huge beer guts. If you can't see your own dick it's a no go. -Make a normal amount of noise. Complete silence is just as weird as screaming like an animal. -No two pump chumps, or any Lance Armstrongs either. 7 hours straight is not cool. -You must love the oral and enthusiastically volunteer it at all times. If you don't, fake it and do it anyway. -It's a plus if you have experience using a Liberator and some very light bondage stuff turns you on.
Ms starry, you had an orgasm the day you lost your virginity? It took me four years of sex and trying out many different partners for that to ever happen!
Reading these are making me sad. OMG I need to get laid. I have no single friends, everyone is married and so are their friends. No way am I doing some online hookup thing because I'm afraid of meeting a psycho creepster with a disease, even with condoms that freaks me out.
I should post on FB "Hey guys, just so you know, I'm looking to get laid but I'm not interested in anything too serious. My requirements are as follows:
-Emotionally stable. -No married, "trial separation", or "we're getting a divorce" but still living together crap. Needs to be drama free. -Condoms are a must. -Nice breath -No beard stubble ever -Having so much body hair that you look like a human sweater (front and back) is a no -Can't be hung like a baby carrot but no horse schlongs either please -Recovery period of one hour max -A "perfect body" is definitely not a requirement, but please no huge beer guts. If you can't see your own dick it's a no go. -Make a normal amount of noise. Complete silence is just as weird as screaming like an animal. -No two pump chumps, or any Lance Armstrongs either. 7 hours straight is not cool. -You must love the oral and enthusiastically volunteer it at all times. If you don't, fake it and do it anyway. -It's a plus if you have experience using a Liberator and some very light bondage stuff turns you on.
So, anybody know anyone?"
It would be fun to see those responses!
CL casual encounters! There are like 50 guys to every girl. You'll have your pick of the litter.
My closest friends are those I met about 14 years ago in online commuity for theatre geeks (specifcially, people that are fans of Phantom of the Opera). My 2 closest girlfriends in the community both grew up in Ann Arbor, and they spent a lot of time with each other.
Friend #1 just divorced her husband and moved back to MI. She is bi, (she also has/had a girlfriend for several years, which her DH knew about), which we all know.
Friend #2 has been married for 10 years to a guy also in this community, and it's been disintegrating for years. She has been having an affair for the last year with a guy who is very high profile in theatre in the UK and Canada. She lives in Toronto.
I found out recently that back in Feburary, when Friend #2 was on a visit, they got a little drunk and made out. During this conversation, it came out that I also found girls attractive but had never done anything.
Friend #1 volunteered to make herself available if I was interested. We are all getting together for a theatre weekend in January, I'm rooming with Friend #1, and I am planning to hook up with her. Friend #2 is undecided, but if she's in, we'll be having a threesome.
DH is open to about us having a threesome or my being with a girl if he watches. I am not planning on telling him about this.
Playplacers- please tell me it was in the ball pit!
Some stuff happened in the ball pit, but for actual intercourse we headed up to the top level where there was a little room with a flat floor.
I"m LOL with the image of adults with no pants on crawling through the tubes... ass in the face of the one behind... to get to the top (obviously i have no idea if you put your pants back on to get to the top, but it's more fun to think you both were bare ass going through the tubes, lol)
Post by mrs.spunky on Sept 7, 2012 20:19:55 GMT -5
I hooked up with a friend of mine while DH watched. DH's BFF was over but I wouldn't let him watch once we ditched our tops. Then DH and I went to our room, had sex while my friend and DH's BFF hooked up, then came back and she and I made out some more. All of this was vodka fueled and 3-4 months later she was pregnant with her bf's kid (they were casually dating at the time)