Post by mrs.spunky on Sept 7, 2012 20:25:01 GMT -5
One of DH's friends/coworkers keeps suggesting a partner swap and/or me hooking up his flavor of the month while he and DH watch.
I didn't know this the first time I met one of his gfs. She was being awfully flirtatious and I was puzzled. His intentions, which DH didn't know, came out a few days later.
This is the guy who is also known as the (his town) strangler by some people bc he likes to choke girls out while he comes. He did this to 2 different girls, who happened to be roommates, within a few months of each other.
One of DH's friends/coworkers keeps suggesting a partner swap and/or me hooking up his flavor of the month while he and DH watch.
I didn't know this the first time I met one of his gfs. She was being awfully flirtatious and I was puzzled. His intentions, which DH didn't know, came out a few days later.
One of DH's friends/coworkers keeps suggesting a partner swap and/or me hooking up his flavor of the month while he and DH watch.
I didn't know this the first time I met one of his gfs. She was being awfully flirtatious and I was puzzled. His intentions, which DH didn't know, came out a few days later.
This kind of shit just never happens to me. Ha!
It's not like I'm cute or thin or anything else that would make me a catch, for a guy or girl, you know? This guy has an obsession with my boobs though and smacked my ass repeatedly when we were drunk this one time and DH wasn't right there.
Post by orchideous on Sept 7, 2012 20:47:58 GMT -5
I love juicy secrets!
I have had too many threesomes to count. Almost all with girlfriends and their significant others. I did have one threesome with (male) identical twins though. Ahh, college...
The majority of my tattoos were free. At the end of one of my first big pieces the artist proposed a deal. I agreed. We continued with this arrangement for several years until I realized, after being threatened, that he was married. Oops.
I gave random BJs in an adult theater with the above mentioned tattoo artist. Yes, WITH. Seriously.
I married my 2nd cousin. We knew when got together. We barely knew each other growing up though. We have 1 child and all is fine.
How did your family feel about it?
It was very hard at first. My side was accepting. His not so much. His mom disowned him and his dad finally came around once our child was born. It's always been a dark cloud over our heads. Even now my heart is pounding as I type this because I generally don't tell people about it.
It was very hard at first. My side was accepting. His not so much. His mom disowned him and his dad finally came around once our child was born. It's always been a dark cloud over our heads. Even now my heart is pounding as I type this because I generally don't tell people about it.
It's not like I'm cute or thin or anything else that would make me a catch, for a guy or girl, you know? This guy has an obsession with my boobs though and smacked my ass repeatedly when we were drunk this one time and DH wasn't right there.
Some people put off that vibe! Do you wear miniskirts?
It's not like I'm cute or thin or anything else that would make me a catch, for a guy or girl, you know? This guy has an obsession with my boobs though and smacked my ass repeatedly when we were drunk this one time and DH wasn't right there.
Some people put off that vibe! Do you wear miniskirts?
Nope!
When I met Mrs.Beagle last month, I was wearing just about the shortest skirt I own, lol, and it was knee-length.
I swear, 90% of women (non-scientific number pulled from my ass) get off from the idea of hooking up with another chick.
oh yeah- i agree with this... but following through = so different.
I think most women find other women sexy... and thinking about being with one turns on many if not most women, bc women have been so over-sexualized in society.
but when it comes down to doing it- many of those in that 90% or whatever, won't do it.
I'm one of them.... the idea = very sexy... i have kissed women, but once it got to the point of anything more- i backed off - and the idea of being with any woman I actually know? grosses me out... esp the idea of being with one of my girlfriends (and some of them are VERY beautiful so it's not about looks)... I guess it just shows that i'm not gay or bi... but I do find women very sexy to think about.
Post by wanderlustmom on Sept 7, 2012 22:09:41 GMT -5
These are really good spill secrets. Sadly, I have none, I have been pretty vanilla.
My one attempt is that I spent four months backpacking Europe before I started graduate school. I had a random hook up and the condom broke. Thank God I wasn't pregnant and we both were scared. But I realize that's lame as hell.
Yeah pretty much. Only there were enough random guys there that we didn't have to take turns. We could do it simultaneously.
I'm fascinated by the logistics of this. Do you just assume anyone there is up for it? Do you waggle your eyebrows suggestively and they give a nod or something, or do you just go up to them and get started? Was anyone like, "Hey lady, I'm just here for the movie, you're ruining my theatre experience?"
Yeah pretty much. Only there were enough random guys there that we didn't have to take turns. We could do it simultaneously.
I'm fascinated by the logistics of this. Do you just assume anyone there is up for it? Do you waggle your eyebrows suggestively and they give a nod or something, or do you just go up to them and get started? Was anyone like, "Hey lady, I'm just here for the movie, you're ruining my theatre experience?"
I think it's late enough that no one will see these. TMI on #2, just a warning.
SO and I play a game when we're in public where we'll point out attractive women and say something like "well, would we do a threesome with HER?" I don't think we'd ever do it, but we have similar taste in women.
My nickname in college was Mickey Ds. I was messing around with an FWB and he stopped and looked me right in the eyes and said "You know, on a lot of girls the clit is really hard to find, but yours is like a big neon McDonalds sign! you just can't miss it!" Being young and stupid I thought this was hysterical and told all my loudmouth friends. Suddenly random guys I didn't know would come up to me and ask about it.
Well done MM, well done. I'm glad that there was not a single "I ate too much" confession in here (that I noticed). te Mine:
1. *poof* I shouldn't leave that one out there for the interwebs forever
2. I hooked up with a very good friend a couple of years ago (in front of DH, unrelated to #1, and he wasn't as impressed as one would think). It was super hot. I truthfully find women sexier than men most of the time, although I don't have a romantic attraction to them. I just think womens' bodies are much sexier. Penises (peni?) are weird looking.
3. I was kind of a super slut for a couple of years before I met DH. Though I'm glad I am past that, I miss feeling sexy in that way.
Yeah pretty much. Only there were enough random guys there that we didn't have to take turns. We could do it simultaneously.
I'm fascinated by the logistics of this. Do you just assume anyone there is up for it? Do you waggle your eyebrows suggestively and they give a nod or something, or do you just go up to them and get started? Was anyone like, "Hey lady, I'm just here for the movie, you're ruining my theatre experience?"
The guy I went with was apparently a pro so I just followed his lead. We sat in the back and relaxed for a few minutes. Then he and I were messing around. The people (all guys) in the theater got up and moved closer and closer to us until they were right next to us. I'm not sure what sparked it but suddenly pants were down and cocks were out.
In a place like that I think it's safe to say that anyone there wants more than just a movie.
I am impressed with MM secrets! Lol! I agree w Gail I think alot of women like the idea of hooking up with a girl. I kissed alot of girls in bars in my early 20s.
Post by dr.girlfriend on Sept 8, 2012 19:37:28 GMT -5
Orchideous -- lol, this is so educational! I would have figured everyone would try to sit far apart from each other, and if a couple started fooling around everyone would pretend to ignore them, not think that they had a chance of getting in on the action.