You know what's amazing?

[puppiesandrainbows]

The apparently huge number of men in my area that are extremely good looking, have great bodies, know every trick in the book to satisfy a woman, are begging to eat pussy all night long, and have enormous dicks, but yet are sad and lonely on a Friday night.

[dexteroni]

lol. Time to get off of Craigslist. Or at least shop for furniture or something.

[puppiesandrainbows]

It's like a train wreck. They're hysterical. I can't believe people actually go for this.

[Kore]

It's hilarious!

[puppiesandrainbows]

I'm especially enjoying the "Daytime only, discreet, we're the only ones that need to know, you must be able to host...etc". Ok, we all know you're a married cheating bastard. Gross.

[puppiesandrainbows]

I have to say though, it's refreshing to see the few here and there that post real pics of their admittedly small schlongs. At least they're honest?

[orchideous]

I love craigslist. I used to be obsessed with the Missed Connections section. I would scour it daily when I was single looking for one about me.

[puppiesandrainbows]

Ok, so this is obviously NSFW, but the headline and then subsequent use of "underpants" had me dead.
atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/3256188653.html

[Kore]

Sept 7, 2012 21:49:14 GMT -5 puppiesandrainbows said:

Ok, so this is obviously NSFW, but the headline and then subsequent use of "underpants" had me dead.
atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/3256188653.html

He had me at "swollen purple head."

[puppiesandrainbows]

"U ever been to a gang bang? wanna go?"

I'll pass, lololol

[oukapu]

Oh wow. Just looked. This dude in the area has all his teeth and wants a woman with all her teeth too.

[puppiesandrainbows]

Sept 7, 2012 21:54:55 GMT -5 oukapu said:

Oh wow. Just looked. This dude in the area has all his teeth and wants a woman with all her teeth too.

He's an idiot. A woman without teeth would be amazing.

[mrs.spunky]

Sept 7, 2012 21:55:42 GMT -5 puppiesandrainbows said:

Sept 7, 2012 21:54:55 GMT -5 oukapu said:

Oh wow. Just looked. This dude in the area has all his teeth and wants a woman with all her teeth too.

He's an idiot. A woman without teeth would be amazing.

like in Yes Man, lol

[puppiesandrainbows]

To go along with the theme of the guy with the TTC fantasy....

atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/3206878683.html

[BAMFMrsB]

I am in tears reading the post titles to my DH.

[puppiesandrainbows]

Sept 7, 2012 22:00:08 GMT -5 BAMFMrsB said:

I am in tears reading the post titles to my DH.

Aren't they so good? I'm glad this is how you're spending your childfree evening. Your priorities are in order.

[puppiesandrainbows]

I'm amazed by the specific requests out there.

BROWN NIPPLES ONLY! PINK NIPPLES NEED NOT APPLY!

FULL BUSH ONLY!

SEEKING LATINA WITH LOPSIDED BREASTS AND A FLAT ASS!

Ok so I made the last one up but you get the gist.

[BAMFMrsB]

Sept 7, 2012 22:04:17 GMT -5 puppiesandrainbows said:

Sept 7, 2012 22:00:08 GMT -5 BAMFMrsB said:

I am in tears reading the post titles to my DH.

Aren't they so good? I'm glad this is how you're spending your childfree evening. Your priorities are in order.

You betcha!!!

[oukapu]

I' l take my teeth out if you like. I can not host

[puppiesandrainbows]

Sept 7, 2012 22:21:39 GMT -5 oukapu said:

I' l take my teeth out if you like. I can not host

Well, that's fair. She has to wash the sheets after but gets to see his toothless gums. It's an even exchange.

[lanyac]

Sept 7, 2012 22:00:03 GMT -5 puppiesandrainbows said:

To go along with the theme of the guy with the TTC fantasy....

atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/3206878683.html

oh god, the hair! blegh

[lanyac]

winstonsalem.craigslist.org/cas/3257686369.html

NSFW - PICKUP TRUCK SUCK N FUCK - m4m

I hate the south, lol.

[puppiesandrainbows]

Sept 7, 2012 23:15:29 GMT -5 lanyac said:

winstonsalem.craigslist.org/cas/3257686369.html

NSFW - PICKUP TRUCK SUCK N FUCK - m4m

I hate the south, lol.

Oh, ewwww. But you know, the gun rack in the rednecks truck could really come in handy for leverage.