Geez it's slow here

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I guess you ladies are out and about tonight- hope you're having fun! I had a lame day studying for my recertification and I took a nap. I decided not to go to my friends bachelorette party because I just wasn't feeling it. Wedding related activities still give me anxiety . Also waiting to see if the guy I went on a first date with calls tomorrow (he said he would).

[bullygirl979]

I'm around. Guess I am a loser too

Alternating between reading my kindle and watching the dog whisperer. Crazy Saturday night!

[doriswe]

I just got home....crazy day! Now I plan to lay in bed and read....yeah, I'm bad ass!!

[bullygirl979]

Sept 8, 2012 19:46:13 GMT -5 doriswe said:

I just got home....crazy day! Now I plan to lay in bed and read....yeah, I'm bad ass!!

Read what? Hmm? Is Bullygirl right, or what??

[bullygirl979]

Oh, I did do something exciting today....I bought a lawnmower---woot!! And I played the "oh, I am a single female homeowner" card and smiled real pretty and convinced the salesguy to put it together for me in the store.

Yea, bitches. That is right. I am not above using the t & a factor!

[doriswe]

Sept 8, 2012 19:47:01 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Sept 8, 2012 19:46:13 GMT -5 doriswe said:

I just got home....crazy day! Now I plan to lay in bed and read....yeah, I'm bad ass!!

Read what? Hmm? Is Bullygirl right, or what??

lol...it's good!! I was up, later than expected last night (waiting on a corpse) so I got a little further into it! It's definately a fast read and I'm trying to get it done this weekend so I can watch the movie tomorrow!

[explorer2001]

I'm at work. Yes its Saturday night. I was out late last night. I need a nap, and a bf so I can get called away from the office to get laid and have dinner. Aw well, I can dream.

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Glad I'm not alone :drink:

[bullygirl979]

Dammit, explorer...why did you mention sex? Sigh. I want some.

Oooh! Doris, can I share your new piece of advice?

[omeomi]

I'm in and out. My weekends are always pretty boring.

Wine and dvds, I know how to rock a Saturday night!

[blackkitty]

I'm here! I had SO much planned to do this weekend that it was overwhelming. I had such a crazy busy week last week too and wasn't getting enough sleep. So I decided to bow out of most of what I had planned to do today in favor of some R&R! I feel so much better.
Some times you just have to recharge.

I "broke up" with new dude today. It just wasn't the right fit. A shame because he was really "good on paper" but sorry that's not enough for me. Or really even what I am looking for!

Looking forward to some more activity tomorrow now that I am well rested! Going to read some books I got at the library tonight!

[explorer2001]

Sept 8, 2012 20:05:41 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Dammit, explorer...why did you mention sex? Sigh. I want some.

Oooh! Doris, can I share your new piece of advice?

Oh I don't know. Maybe because I'm horny. The rest of the ladies are usually sooo much worse than I am. Besides I'd put money on it that you've gotten some more recently that I have.

[doriswe]

Sept 8, 2012 20:05:41 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Dammit, explorer...why did you mention sex? Sigh. I want some.

Oooh! Doris, can I share your new piece of advice?

lol...absolutely, share the genius that is me!!

[doriswe]

Sept 8, 2012 20:15:32 GMT -5 @blackkitty said:

I'm here! I had SO much planned to do this weekend that it was overwhelming. I had such a crazy busy week last week too and wasn't getting enough sleep. So I decided to bow out of most of what I had planned to do today in favor of some R&R! I feel so much better.
Some times you just have to recharge.

I "broke up" with new dude today. It just wasn't the right fit. A shame because he was really "good on paper" but sorry that's not enough for me. Or really even what I am looking for!

Looking forward to some more activity tomorrow now that I am well rested! Going to read some books I got at the library tonight!

Hey BK, I'm proud of you for seeing that he wasn't a good fit and ending it!!!

[bullygirl979]

So Doris was yelling at me for making a stupid sex decision and said to not do it again and (I quote)

"I don't care if his dick is magical and shoots glitter and rainbows!!"

[turtle1120]

Sept 8, 2012 20:34:45 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

So Doris was yelling at me for making a stupid sex decision and said to not do it again and (I quote)

"I don't care if his dick is magical and shoots glitter and rainbows!!"

Oh no...you didn't sleep with the old guy with the boat, did you? Details please.

Love the advice Doris!

I'm having a crazy Saturday night too. Watching a movie and just had more ice cream than I intended to.

[bullygirl979]

Sept 8, 2012 20:57:29 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Sept 8, 2012 20:34:45 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

So Doris was yelling at me for making a stupid sex decision and said to not do it again and (I quote)

"I don't care if his dick is magical and shoots glitter and rainbows!!"

Oh no...you didn't sleep with the old guy with the boat, did you? Details please.

Love the advice Doris!

FFS, he isn't old! He is just older than me. He actually is pretty hot and has a kickin' body.

Doris was yelling at me for blue binning it lol.

[turtle1120]

Sept 8, 2012 21:03:19 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Sept 8, 2012 20:57:29 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Oh no...you didn't sleep with the old guy with the boat, did you? Details please.

Love the advice Doris!

FFS, he isn't old! He is just older than me. He actually is pretty hot and has a kickin' body.

Doris was yelling at me for blue binning it lol.

How old is he? Something about your previous posts made me think he was old. Hot is good.

Blue binning? Do you mean blue balling? If not I have no idea what binning is.

[bullygirl979]

Sept 8, 2012 21:26:03 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Sept 8, 2012 21:03:19 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

FFS, he isn't old! He is just older than me. He actually is pretty hot and has a kickin' body.

Doris was yelling at me for blue binning it lol.

How old is he? Something about your previous posts made me think he was old. Hot is good.

Blue binning? Do you mean blue balling? If not I have no idea what binning is.

He is in his 40's. I am 33. So older than me but not like OLD lol. He works out a lot. Mmm...

Nope. Blue binning, i.e. recycling. Like when you sleep with someone that you slept with in the past but whom you should take out to the curb!

[turtle1120]

Sept 8, 2012 21:30:16 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Sept 8, 2012 21:26:03 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

How old is he? Something about your previous posts made me think he was old. Hot is good.

Blue binning? Do you mean blue balling? If not I have no idea what binning is.

He is in his 40's. I am 33. So older than me but not like OLD lol. He works out a lot. Mmm...

Nope. Blue binning, i.e. recycling. Like when you sleep with someone that you slept with in the past but whom you should take out to the curb!

Ok so the age difference isn't a big deal at all.

Ooooooh gotcha. Of course my mind is always in the gutter so I was thinking blue binning was some freaky sex thing. Hopefully it wasn't your most recent Exbf who got recycled!

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Sept 8, 2012 19:58:35 GMT -5 explorer2001 said:

I'm at work. Yes its Saturday night. I was out late last night. I need a nap, and a bf so I can get called away from the office to get laid and have dinner. Aw well, I can dream.

Geez explorer...I miss sex too . This stinks!

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Sept 8, 2012 20:34:45 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

So Doris was yelling at me for making a stupid sex decision and said to not do it again and (I quote)

"I don't care if his dick is magical and shoots glitter and rainbows!!"

I want a magical dick to have fun with

[bullygirl979]

Sept 8, 2012 22:02:33 GMT -5 @blueyes623 said:

Sept 8, 2012 20:34:45 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

So Doris was yelling at me for making a stupid sex decision and said to not do it again and (I quote)

"I don't care if his dick is magical and shoots glitter and rainbows!!"

I want a magical dick to have fun with

Well, it would go well with MrsJennifer and the confetti that comes out of her ass!

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Sept 8, 2012 22:06:38 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Sept 8, 2012 22:02:33 GMT -5 @blueyes623 said:

I want a magical dick to have fun with

Well, it would go well with MrsJennifer and the confetti that comes out of her ass!

I'm not familiar with her 8-D

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Sept 8, 2012 22:17:48 GMT -5 dynamoo said:

Ended my night early as my back is hurting so just took something and settling in to watch TV before the stuff knocks me out. Can't wait for football tomorrow! Should have been an exciting date night but oh well. At least the guy was really understanding. So, an exciting night for me too.

Serious back pain = absolutely NO interest in even thinking about kissing never mind sex.

At least I caught up on my Words games!

I had to look up "blue binning" via urban dictionary. I am going to have to use that term this week to feel cool around my friends.

You are beating the crap out of me in words w friends lol!

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Sept 8, 2012 23:01:39 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I just got home from a date. I want sex now you jerks. I took a nap today too. It was nice

How was the date? I know, not having sex sucks . I totally wanna jump the guy I went out with this week (not that I would...yet--if he even plans on a 2nd date lol). He's 6'8 and I imagine him to have a big one

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Sept 8, 2012 23:30:41 GMT -5 dynamoo said:

Sept 8, 2012 23:26:17 GMT -5 @blueyes623 said:

How was the date? I know, not having sex sucks . I totally wanna jump the guy I went out with this week (not that I would...yet--if he even plans on a 2nd date lol). He's 6'8 and I imagine him to have a big one

Nice and tall!! Don't let the height fool you. Not related to the peen but the hands seem a good indicator for most (not fool proof but a good start if they have larger hands/fingers/knuckles.... ; )

Lol...I think an average peen would count as a micro peen on a guy this big!! Just sayin.

[bullygirl979]

blueeyes--MrsJennifer was on TN and she used to berate us when we would 'congratulate' people for starting over and having their divorce be finalized. She thought it was a somber event and used to say that we would blow confetti out of our asses...She was quite amusing!

dynamoo--love the blue binning term. It is very appropriate in some cases!

MCC--My XH was 6'6 and had a giant cock. Just sayin'

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Sept 9, 2012 8:09:49 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

blueeyes--MrsJennifer was on TN and she used to berate us when we would 'congratulate' people for starting over and having their divorce be finalized. She thought it was a somber event and used to say that we would blow confetti out of our asses...She was quite amusing!

dynamoo--love the blue binning term. It is very appropriate in some cases!

MCC--My XH was 6'6 and had a giant cock. Just sayin'

Oh ok, I was never really on TN, just TB when thinking about TTC. And thanks for the giant cock comment, now I'm thinking about sex...again lol