Post by walterismydog on Sept 8, 2012 21:08:25 GMT -5
Man these people are weird. First, she forced me to drink her homemade wine. I'm pretty sure it was roofied because this morning I woke up (in wrinkled ass sheets, no less. She obviously does NOT iron her sheets) with a penis drawn on my head and my pants were on backward. I'm certain she knows my number now. Then today, she threw me in the mud. Repeatedly!! I mean seriously. All her husband wants to do is talk about balls and pooping. This place is really a nightmare.
Juuuuuust kidding. It's been wonderful. Despite the wrinkled bedding.