Woman smears PB penises on cars-Trump related

[RoxMonster]

"Woman Allegedly Smears Peanut Butter On Cars Outside What She Thought Was A Trump Rally"

It wasn't.

www.buzzfeed.com/maryanngeorgantopoulos/woman-allegedly-smears-peanut-butter-on-cars-outside-what-sh?utm_term=.uyZQGzmrY7#.steQdyGg2e

A Wisconsin woman was charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly smearing peanut butter on 30 cars outside what she mistakenly believed was a Donald Trump rally.
Christina Ferguson, 32, was arrested after disrupting a wilderness conservation club meeting and smearing peanut butter in the shape of penises on vehicles in the parking lot.
According to sheriff’s officials, Ferguson entered the meeting Monday night holding a family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy, natural Jif, and yelled at the attendees about how much she hates the Republican presidential nominee.
After the members asked her to leave, Ferguson allegedly went to the parking lot and smeared peanut butter on the vehicles. She then walked to a nearby apartment complex, where she was arrested.
Ferguson, who police say had a blood-alcohol level of .218, initially denied responsibility while licking her fingers, “an action that would infer she had peanut butter, or some other edible food, on her fingers,” officers reported.
According to the incident report, she later admitted to disrupting the meeting and vandalizing cars because of “how much she loved Hillary Clinton and hated Donald Trump.”
“Peanut-buttering is better than firebombing, and Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries,” Ferguson said, according to the report.
Ferguson is free after posting bail.

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"Ferguson entered the meeting Monday night holding a family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy, natural Jif"

HA!

[cville]

How terrible. That sort of vandalism is awful!





Hee hee.

[bears]

I need to know where in Wisconsin this happened.

[josieposy]

I'm really disappointed that they didn't include pictures of the PB penises.

[cookies]

Lollll.

[RoxMonster]

My favorite line was that she initially denied involvement while licking her fingers.

[bee16]

So, I'm a lurker. But I live near where this incident occurred. The local paper had a quote from a police officer stating he was grateful it wasn't crunchy peanut butter, so it didn't scratch the vehicles. You can't make this shit up.

Also, my husband told me he could see me doing this. I can't decide if that makes me proud or not. Lol.

[KateAggie]

"Family-sized jar of low-sodium, creamy, natural Jif," is killing me softly.

[earlgreyhot]

Now this is the sort of vandalism I expect out of a dumbass liberal.

[pixy0stix]

I can't stop giggling.

[mryrcn]

Not a hipster because it wasn't almond butter.

[meshaliuknits]

Oct 21, 2016 21:50:06 GMT -5 mryrcn said:

Not a hipster because it wasn't almond butter.

Hipsters either go totally standard Jif or $25 jar of pistachio butter.

[silva]

I'm going to guess Green Bay. That was the last visit that I know.

[mryrcn]

Oct 21, 2016 21:51:24 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Oct 21, 2016 21:50:06 GMT -5 mryrcn said:

Not a hipster because it wasn't almond butter.

Hipsters either go totally standard Jif or $25 jar of pistachio butter.

I'll have to do a hipster peanut butter poll. It's skippy crunchy here.

[rainbowchip]

Oct 21, 2016 18:18:35 GMT -5 bears said:

I need to know where in Wisconsin this happened.

Amherst Junction.

[bohemianmango]

Oct 21, 2016 18:51:30 GMT -5 RoxMonster said:

My favorite line was that she initially denied involvement while licking her fingers.

Yes, lol!

Such a nasty woman.

[redwino]

I don't why the wilderness conservation club cracks me up. It's so unexpected.

[saz]

OMG everything about this story is amazing.

[AAM2012]

Allegedly..

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Wtf kid of journalism is this. Where are the PB penis pics.