Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force

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Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force Sept 9, 2012 19:25:21 GMT -5

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Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 9, 2012 19:25:21 GMT -5

Had a totally off the wall one last night.

The Obamas were over for dinner. This was totally normal.

But then someone took us into a room for a debrief and explained that I had Heptatis B (I do not have Hepatitis B) and that they had washed President Obamas T-shirts and boxer shorts with my clothes and as a result there was a chance he also had contracted Hepatitis B from me.

I kept trying to explain that I must have gotten in in the Peace Corps, but I wasn't entirely sure how since I didn't recall sleeping with anyone while I was in the Peace Corps.

The Obamas were very nice and understanding about the whole thing and were pleased we hadn't washed his suits.

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ooglie26 Full Member Goonies never say die! Posts: 2,595 Likes: 1,008	Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force Sept 9, 2012 19:26:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ooglie26 on Sept 9, 2012 19:26:54 GMT -5 LOL
	Back to Top I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how theiyr're always thinking "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.

alzi Elder Posts: 18,487 Likes: 16,020	Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force Sept 9, 2012 19:28:43 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alzi on Sept 9, 2012 19:28:43 GMT -5 Ha!
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cbwm1 Elder Posts: 13,189 Likes: 13,875	Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force Sept 9, 2012 19:32:19 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cbwm1 on Sept 9, 2012 19:32:19 GMT -5 This is hilarious! My pregnancy dreams consisted of me waking up multiple times a night having legit orgasms.
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underwaterrhymes Elder Rainbow Jihadist in the Final Stages of Moral Decay Posts: 37,003 Likes: 73,006	Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force Sept 9, 2012 19:36:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 9, 2012 19:36:05 GMT -5 I've had a few sex ones, but no wet dreams yet. My sister says she had a ton, so I'm hoping it runs in the family.
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alzi Elder Posts: 18,487 Likes: 16,020	Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force Sept 9, 2012 19:42:58 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alzi on Sept 9, 2012 19:42:58 GMT -5 I'm still waiting for my sex dreams to kick in
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underwaterrhymes Elder Rainbow Jihadist in the Final Stages of Moral Decay Posts: 37,003 Likes: 73,006	Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force Sept 9, 2012 19:57:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 9, 2012 19:57:14 GMT -5 Alzi - when they do, enjoy!
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underwaterrhymes Elder Rainbow Jihadist in the Final Stages of Moral Decay Posts: 37,003 Likes: 73,006	Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force Sept 9, 2012 20:21:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 9, 2012 20:21:28 GMT -5 Sept 9, 2012 20:17:08 GMT -5 @tambcat said: ha! Wait till you're sleeping with the Obamas and getting off in your sleep. :Y: :Y: :Y:
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Pregnancy Dreams are in Full Force

Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 9, 2012 19:25:21 GMT -5

Post by ooglie26 on Sept 9, 2012 19:26:54 GMT -5

Post by alzi on Sept 9, 2012 19:28:43 GMT -5

Post by cbwm1 on Sept 9, 2012 19:32:19 GMT -5

Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 9, 2012 19:36:05 GMT -5

Post by alzi on Sept 9, 2012 19:42:58 GMT -5

Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 9, 2012 19:57:14 GMT -5

Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 9, 2012 20:21:28 GMT -5