I'm an 18

[sadbassethooha]

:-(

lol, maybe not quite an 18, but fairly close. Gross enough. Now I have to go to the gyno this week, and I am all worried that they're all gonna be like "OMG you would not believe the 18 I saw today."

I've known my lady bits are not exactly picturesque, but after that thread and all the ragging on 18s (and lack of admissions to looking like an 18) I am feeling like I freak! I haven't ever had any comments or negative reactions to it, and my H thinks I am crazy but now I really want a labioplasty (sp?). He thinks its fine down there, so hopefully he doesnt die or leave me any time soon!

:-(

[studytime45]

Aw don't worry! They see infected and dirty and ripped up hoohas all.the.time. You think an 18 will scare them?

[sadbassethooha]

you could ask an 18, but theres not much to tell.

My vaginal area is not suitable for porn, unless its some kind of fetish porn.

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Sept 10, 2012 9:42:16 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Look, vaginas in general? Not picturesque.

Yup.

Although, I'm laughing at the thought of the doctors all comparing notes on ones they've seen.

[lkoenig]

is there a site where you can literally rate your hoo?

[alzi]

Sept 10, 2012 9:43:05 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Maybe your gyno is an 18 and went into the practice to help other 18s like herself.

deaddd

[pantsparty]

Be proud of your 18! It's not like penises are some amazing work of art. I'm sure it gets the job done!

[SKP82]

Sept 10, 2012 9:44:44 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

They're all beautiful! Nothing wrong with an 18! Some have more cushion for the pushin' and some have more lippin' for the slippin'. It's all good!

And trust, your gyn has seen it all.

OMG. You crack me up.

I haven't studied the chart enough to know which one I am. I'm okay with not knowing.

[eddy]

I didn't even know there was women who still had little girl vags. I thought we all had a little lippin for the slippin lol.

I am closer to an 18 than I am a 6 let's just put it that way.

[lkoenig]

Sept 10, 2012 9:48:18 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Sept 10, 2012 9:44:29 GMT -5 lkoenig said:

is there a site where you can literally rate your hoo?

Like Hot Or Not?

Maybe it's Hot Twat or Not?

HAH maybe?!?

[mamasaurus]

Dude, your gyno has probably seen people who look like the "this is your junk on STDs" slides they show in sex ed class. A well-maintained 18 is better than a 6 that is oozing pus from multiple herpes lesions. They will probably see your business and say, "Oh, thank god! Not another syphilitic cooch with green stuff coming out of it!"

[sadbassethooha]

Sept 10, 2012 9:48:07 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

s/o the confessions post - I would lick an 18
::shrugs::

New fav poster!

at least when I have kids I won't have to lament the good old days? Lol.

I'll just go back to the days where the worse thing is I can't go commando and forget that this is something people make fun of in vaginal diagram conversations.

thanks for the hooha pep talk! Maybe it won't need antidepressants a la Charlotte in SATC

[fuckstick]

Don't take all the raggin' to heart. None of them are seriously "OMG EW THATS DISGUSTING!" just varying shades of what's different from our own and what we've seen before.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm really hairy. Like sasquatch hairy. At least only your gyn and DH see your #18, everyone has to see my sasquatch arms.

[sadbassethooha]

Sept 10, 2012 9:50:18 GMT -5 mamasaurus said:

Dude, your gyno has probably seen people who look like the "this is your junk on STDs" slides they show in sex ed class. A well-maintained 18 is better than a 6 that is oozing pus from multiple herpes lesions. They will probably see your business and say, "Oh, thank god! Not another syphilitic cooch with green stuff coming out of it!"

It is well maintained, no herpes lesions or smells at least (I'd imagine even a beautiful looking V with a horrid smell would be worse than just a plain ol 18).

Lol to tamb, I can't exactly throw it over my shoulder. but close.

[mamasaurus]

Sept 10, 2012 9:50:39 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Can you sling it over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[beans]

Sept 10, 2012 10:12:10 GMT -5 Que? said:

Sept 10, 2012 9:53:23 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

Obviously nsfw:

www.ratemynaughty.com

pussyrate.tumblr.com

Okay, there is something to be learned here. All coochie's pretty much got the same rating bc guys don't give a shit what the hole looks like as long as they can stick in in.

Case closed.

:Y:

[mamasaurus]

Sept 10, 2012 9:53:23 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

Obviously nsfw:

www.ratemynaughty.com

pussyrate.tumblr.com

That tumblr is BS. Some of those pics are more like "rate my penetration shot" or "rate my big fake hooters," and you can't even see the area you are supposed to rate.

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Sept 10, 2012 10:16:43 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Yeah, I mean guys will stick it in anything. It's not like they're particular. Come on, they stick it in asssholes. And those pool bubble things. And, like, exhaust pipes.

LOL!!