So I was at the drive-in lane at my bank and I heard loud, angry shouting. I look up and there's a large male hollering at a much smaller person. I couldn't tell if the small person was male or female. The guy kept barreling up to the person and would get right in their face, and more yelling would ensue. Just as I finished my transaction, the big guy grabs the smaller person around the scruff of their coat, and I could clearly see that it was a young female.
Hooooo boy...the grabbing of the scruff of the coat really set me off so I drove over to where they were, rolled down my passenger window, and I MAY HAVE hollered, "Hey! Knock that the fuck off or I'll call the police!" Of course, ass-wipe had to start yelling at me. I asked if she was okay, and dude kept yelling at her while I'm right there. Gah!
Anyway, I'm smart enough not to get out of my truck, so I pulled over and called 911. While I was talking to the 911 operator, they both eventually walked off in opposite directions.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
This reminds me of the time that there was bumper to bumper stopped traffic and some guy got pissed that someone didn't automatically let him back out of his driveway the second he got to the end of it. He got out of his car, walked around to the drivers side of this woman's car, and started screaming and banging on the window. She did not put down her window but traffic was stopped so she couldn't move.
I definitely rolled down my window, put my head out the window and screamed "Hey asshole! Get your fucking ass back in your car." He looked at me like I would back down and I again yelled "GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CAR." I must have looked insane because he walked back to his car.