Funny Story to perk things up

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So because the board is way depressing I'll share a funny story from my weekend.

I was in DC with a friend who was there for a conference. She woke me and other friend up at like 6am to zip her into this dress that was clearly ummm...a little snug. Also the zipper seemed to catch. We pulled and pulled and got her into it and quickly passed back out.

We go on about our day and after her conference get a text from friend. She is STUCK in the dress. We are really far away from the hotel at another friends house so we encourage her to just come to us. EXCEPT she had taken off her bra and underwear because she thought it would help, and was half zipped and half unzipped.

She's totally frantic and hysterical and I'm totally laughing so hard. (I'm an asshole). We offered to go back but she decided to call housekeeping. I guess this older lady came up, saw her and just said "Oh my lord!" hahahahahha

In the end she got out and we bought her copious drinks. Anyone else want to share funny stories?

[blackkitty]

I've put clothes on in the dressing room before that I couldn't get off and then I start to panic!! (always with sports bras it seems) I'm like ... man I'm going to have to get a scissors to cut this thing off! And when you panic it never helps

[blackkitty]

Sept 11, 2012 14:23:46 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I went for a run today. After said run I plugged in my grill to grill some chicken for lunch (yes, it's electric--boogie woogie woogie!). It's outside on my deck--I live in a condo complex. I tore off my sweaty clothes and stretched in the buff before my shower. Then I realized that I probably shouldn't keep the grill on unattended (while I was in the shower). I didn't want to dirty my clothes or my towels so I went out on my deck naked and quickly unplugged my grill. Apparently I have no shame. Thankfully I didn't see any neighbors.

Post a pic or it didn't happen!!

[dakotadangerdog]

Sept 11, 2012 14:26:35 GMT -5 @blackkitty said:

Sept 11, 2012 14:23:46 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I went for a run today. After said run I plugged in my grill to grill some chicken for lunch (yes, it's electric--boogie woogie woogie!). It's outside on my deck--I live in a condo complex. I tore off my sweaty clothes and stretched in the buff before my shower. Then I realized that I probably shouldn't keep the grill on unattended (while I was in the shower). I didn't want to dirty my clothes or my towels so I went out on my deck naked and quickly unplugged my grill. Apparently I have no shame. Thankfully I didn't see any neighbors.

Post a pic or it didn't happen!!

:Y: :Y: :Y: :Y:

[turtle1120]

PDX - your story cracked me up! Wtf does one say when calling housekeeping due to being stuck in a dress? Imagining the old lady is making me laugh out loud! Thanks for sharing the story.

MCC - someone totally saw you!

[udscoobychick]

Sept 11, 2012 14:21:08 GMT -5 @blackkitty said:

I've put clothes on in the dressing room before that I couldn't get off and then I start to panic!! (always with sports bras it seems) I'm like ... man I'm going to have to get a scissors to cut this thing off! And when you panic it never helps

I got totally stuck in a shirt dress one time (I have crazy huge shoulders/biceps)...thankfully, my mom was in the next dressing room over and could come ease it up over my head! With me flexing to try to pull it up over my head, it was NOT coming off!

[explorer2001]

LOL This is wear yoga and crochet hooks come in handy. Yoga to be bendy enough. Crochet hooks to extend your reach to the zipper pull.