This entire thread is hilarious! How much shit would you have to shit to go and tell someone else?!! No way. No fucking way. What, did it go all down her legs, ankles, everything?w through her clothes? That's no "I thought it was a fart"
I don't know. I don't wanna know. I think it spilled out the side of her underwear into the pants. Who knows. I just know that I will NEVER be able to look at her again the same way.
This entire thread is hilarious! How much shit would you have to shit to go and tell someone else?!! No way. No fucking way. What, did it go all down her legs, ankles, everything?w through her clothes? That's no "I thought it was a fart"
I don't know. I don't wanna know. I think it spilled out the side of her underwear into the pants. Who knows. I just know that I will NEVER be able to look at her again the same way.
why would you think this??? There is no reason to think about it just buy what she asks and ask for no details!! Omg. You just painted a picture I can't unsee.
One of my co workers peed her pants once but no one has ever shit themselves at work. She has had bladder issues since she gave birth several years ago. One day, she was coming down with a bad cold and her coughing was off the chain. she wound up peeing her pants and was like "OK! I gotta go home now!!!"
lololol
I can't imgine shitting THROUGH my pants. Once she felt it squirting out, why didn't she clench? CLEEEENCHHHH!!!!
There must be a bug going around because that happened to me at work--in my jeans. Luckily it was after 5 p.m. and all my co-workers had gone home. It was horrible. I cleaned up as best I could in the bathroom. I drove home trapped inside my truck with the horrific stench.
This was the day after I had eaten the gluten-free snickerdoodles (some of you may have recalled that I mentioned those cookies). I thought it may have been the cookies that started the gastro distress, but now I'm wondering if I had some kind of virus.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
i'd made it through this thread with a couple minor giggles, but this, this put me over the top. and now i can't stop laughing. i'm saying "shit yo pants corn chowdah" in my head OVER AND OVER.
I need this post to be sticky at the top of the page. I am legit cry-laughing SO HARD right now that H is starting to get pist b/c he's trying to read something.
Post by peachmojito on Sept 11, 2012 17:08:07 GMT -5
I have lurked for approximately one million nest years and I have to come out and say this has been the most hilarious fucking day that ever happened. Thanks a corn filled shit ton.