Totally random but funny.. but not

[picklepie09]

My poor coworker just sharted. She asked me to come in her office that smelled like the zoo. She begged me to take her cc and run to Kohls to get her undies and pants. I did and now she is getting cleaned up and changed. she literally was just sitting in her office naked from the waste down with a gym towel over her. Pooooor thing....

[fuckstick]

OMG!!! What is with all the farting and pooping and sharting going on?!

I can't even imagine...

[iamgrace]

omg. DO you work with crackhabit??? lol

[angelaa73]

What the

Sent from my PC36100 using ProBoards

[olives]

^o) a lot of pooping in the pants going on today.

[Deleted]

Wtf? That doesn't sound like a shart. That sounds like she crapped her pants straight up.

[alzi]

Are you close? I can't imagine admitting this to a coworker and asking them to run out for me.

Also, EW.

[fuckstick]

Oh god now my stomach hurts

KEEP IT TOGETHER, BUTTCHEEKS!

[laptopvixen]

what the ever loving fuck?

[iamgrace]

I guess if my only other option was to walk around naked from the waist down for the rest of the day, you bet your ass I'd be asking a coworker for help.

[Deleted]

What is this epidemic? My asshole is on edge now

[mypunkinpie]

Sept 11, 2012 15:21:21 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Wtf? That doesn't sound like a shart. That sounds like she crapped her pants straight up.

This is making me do the silent laugh with tears thing in my office. I can't stop. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[iamgrace]

Now that I think if it, I did have a raging shit this morning.
O
M
G

[karmasabiotch]

Is she taking Alli?

[gault]

Just so's you know, I did not see this post before I typed about my near-shart at lunch in the confessions post.

And that poor lady. I hope you got some lysol spray for her, too. Cause the shit smell doesn't go away without help.

[fuckstick]

BURN SOME SAGE!

ETA: Shart Demons.

[picklepie09]

UPDATE: So she came in and thanked me profusely. She said "I am so embarrassed.. I thought I had to pass gas, and then.. omg. " so I said "oh that is okay, I would hope someone would help me out if that happened to me" she said "Well you know I will.. Damn that Corn Chowder"
BAhahahahahah No pandemics here. Just good ole fashioned shit yo pants corn chowdah

[bex1973]

I don'even know how a grown up shits themselves! I mean unless it's an old person or something... WTF?

[Kit]

What the what now?

How humiliating. It was nice of you to run out for her.

*makes mental note to keep spare panties in her desk drawer*

[picklepie09]

Sept 11, 2012 15:23:10 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

What is this epidemic? My asshole is on edge now

THIS Honest to GOD just made me laugh so loud. I couldn't hold it in. My assholes on edge now. LOVE THIS.

[iamgrace]

LOLLL

[picklepie09]

Sept 11, 2012 15:21:26 GMT -5 alzi said:

Are you close? I can't imagine admitting this to a coworker and asking them to run out for me.

Also, EW.

We have worked together in a small office for a long time. I like her enough. she is pretty quiet. But OMG this was just too much. I kept giggling in Kohls. Then I realized I never asked her size. I hope I didn't offend her. I may have gotten them too big.

[angelaa73]

Sept 11, 2012 15:27:45 GMT -5 toledo said:

Sept 11, 2012 15:26:25 GMT -5 picklepie09 said:

Just good ole fashioned shit yo pants corn chowdah

I don't know how I will ever stop laughing at this.

I plan to use this at every diaper change from here on out!

[fuckstick]

So I'm assuming it was a corn shart with little kernels

:-| +o(

[picklepie09]

I HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. I PRAY I DON"T SEE HER OR I WILL LOSE IT> POOOOOR THING. OMG I can't stop laughing.. The corn kernels. OMG I have to stop reading this.

[angelaa73]

Sept 11, 2012 15:30:18 GMT -5 Que? said:

Sept 11, 2012 15:27:08 GMT -5 Kit said:

What the what now?

How humiliating. It was nice of you to run out for her.

*makes mental note to keep spare panties pants in her desk drawer*

I fixed that for you.

Thank god for the gym towel, eh?

[angelaa73]

You guys my belly kinds hurts
And I swear to god if I crap my dress, I will call in a fucking bomb threat and prolly die in jail for the pile on of charges related to the unfortunate date coincidence

[picklepie09]

Sept 11, 2012 15:35:07 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

You guys my belly kinds hurts
And I swear to god if I crap my dress, I will call in a fucking bomb threat and prolly die in jail for the pile on of charges related to the unfortunate date coincidence

Get on the crapper STAT you don't want to have an AFR (accidental fecal release)

[fuckstick]

Sept 11, 2012 15:35:52 GMT -5 picklepie09 said:

Sept 11, 2012 15:35:07 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

You guys my belly kinds hurts
And I swear to god if I crap my dress, I will call in a fucking bomb threat and prolly die in jail for the pile on of charges related to the unfortunate date coincidence

Get on the crapper STAT you don't want to have an AFR (accidental fecal release)

*snort*
I'm squishing my (face) cheeks together so that I don't laugh out loud

[imoan]

I'm both laughing hysterically and desperately hoping that the laugher doesn't bring on some massive shitstorm (for realz)