"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
I was talking to my landlady and reminded her I was moving to Oregon. She thought I was going to do it next year. So she said "Nooooooooooooo! You can't leave!" lol
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Wow!!! You've been posting about this for years, I can't believe it's so close. I can see how it's bittersweet. Are you still planning on moving to Oregon?
eta: Nevermind, I see you posted that you're moving. I'm so jealous. Oregon is so beautiful, I'd love to live there!
What are you going to do for money? Don't roll in here with a GFM. Lol.
Do remember what she does for a living? I'm guessing she's well taken care of lol.
Yassss...I don't want to brag, but I will anyway: I have a nice pension coming for the rest of my life, and it's well protected. So I won't have to live on dog food in my twilight years, as much as Cheeto and his cronies would like that to happen.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
I've worked for the union for 12 years, but I've been a member of the union itself for 32 years. 58 is the retirement age for maximum benefit of pension and I'm retiring three months shy of that. So my pension check will be 1-1/2% smaller than if I waited until early December to retire. But I'm cool with that. lol
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Do remember what she does for a living? I'm guessing she's well taken care of lol.
Yassss...I don't want to brag, but I will anyway: I have a nice pension coming for the rest of my life, and it's well protected. So I won't have to live on dog food in my twilight years, as much as Cheeto and his cronies would like that to happen.
I need more coffee. I read it as "a nice penis coming"