March 2012 Statistics on Airport Screenings

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March 2012 Statistics on Airport Screenings May 17, 2012 21:17:35 GMT -5

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Post by flex on May 17, 2012 21:17:35 GMT -5

March Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered
0

Transvestites
133

Hernias
1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172

Enlarged Prostates
8,249

Breast Implants
59,350

Banana Hammocks
15 ;D

Natural Blondes
3

Last Edit: May 17, 2012 21:22:11 GMT -5 by flex

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March 2012 Statistics on Airport Screenings

Post by flex on May 17, 2012 21:17:35 GMT -5