Real Estate listing of the day:

[WOT?*]

It has to be seen to be believed. (Gorgeous house and lot, but the decorations are...interesting.)

www.har.com/4302-colony-west-dr/sale_78077894

[Pom]

Clusterfuck. It's dumpster time.

[2curlydogs]

People are so fucking weird.

[Deleted]

I've always wanted a house with a child mannequin in a bathing suit walking on the ceiling....

[oregonpachey]

I thought the "people" sitting in the pictures wearing clothes were real people. Eeeek!

[Deleted]

I can only imagine the look on the realtor's face making the captions as typical as possible.

Then you get to the master bedroom: 'Unfortunately the art goes with the artist.' Snort.

[UMaineTeach]

I feel like staging and neutrality are more important the more money you want for the house.

[Deleted]

It puts the lotion in the basket.

[pixy0stix]

I feel like I'd get along with these people just fine.

[al320]

People on the ceiling. So many mannequins.

[al320]

People on the ceiling. So many mannequins.

[WanderingWinoZ]

GAK! why the fuck wouldn't the realtor gently force them to clean out the house before listing it??? they'd get so much more money for itl

[WanderingWinoZ]

OMG about the mannequin on the lawnmower & COWS being a bonus....just don't think about their stench

[nomad100]

Ha! I saw this in one of my FB groups and thought WTH is going on with all the mannequins, let alone all the other cluttery crap.  

[Jalapeñomel]

There was an 80s horror flick about this house.

[Kristinmo]

I can't even get my house to sell because the previous owners got some paint on the ceiling when they painted (seriously - 3 quarter sized spots in the entire house and it's been mentioned twice in feedback - we are fixing this week even though it seems ridiculous to me).  How the fuck are these people going to sell their house in that condition??

[was5]

A very lonely person lived there.

[sushi]

Better or worse than clown house?