Dd is potty training, and is super curious that dh and ds stand while peeing and each have a penis. Except she calls it a "front tail", and wants to know why she doesn't have one.
Lol! My 6 year old niece calls it a "shooter" and is incredibly jealous she doesn't have one.
As I put DS in his carseat after picking him up from daycare yesterday, he said "we can maybe get haircuts soon?" Me: do you need a haircut? DS: not yet but soon Me: do you want to go with daddy this weekend when he gets his haircut? DS: no it can wait. Me: so when do you want to go? DS: (changes subject) I want a red special treat.