- As a kid, napping on my grandparent's couch, rolled over and hit my wrist on coffee table and fractured the growth plate in my wrist. - Pulling my pants down in the handicap bathroom stall at a REI I jammed my ring finger down onto the safety grab bar on the wall and fractured it.
Pibs -- I had a Frye boot-related neck strain when I was pregnant. I cried. A lot.
When I was a junior in high school, I knocked myself out with my flag pole during color guard practice. We had a spin move around our heads and I whacked myself in the temple and down I went. They took me to the ER and I was out cold until after they checked me in.
I had a doctor's note that said I couldn't do flags for a week. It was mortifying as a 16 year old girl.