Sex toy question

[LanaLang]

I ran across an object today in my line of work (not a sex job) that has me perplexed. It was a massive penis, the side of my forearm or bigger. It was paired with a tank about the same size, like a blowtorch but with two stems.
I don't mean to sound naive, but I just don't get it! What was in the tank and how does this work? I really don't want to Google this.

[Crystal]

I'm scared to know the answer too, and wonder who actually knows it! What the hell do you do with a thing that big?

[letsgetweird]

Why don't you want to google?

[walterismydog]

What DO you do? Lol. That may help answer this.

Is it a bong?

[lilafowler]

Can you draw a picture?

[cville]

Maybe it was a scuba tank and apparatus shaped like a penis.


Jk I have no idea.

[walterismydog]

This is the first result when I googled "big penis with tank and two valves"



I don't think that's even close.

[kyloren]

I'm having a hard time envisioning this.

What's your line of work?

[lilafowler]

[kyloren]

[BaliHai]

What?

[Captain Catnip]

Part of a fucking machine? They work similarly to hydraulics...

[LanaLang]

By big penis, I mean exactly that. It was huge and rubbery but rigid, and had a head and ridges and everything.
I'm a professional organizer. It was in the night stand, but it was confirmed that the pieces were a pair.

[walterismydog]

Sept 13, 2017 21:12:07 GMT -5 LanaLang said:

By big penis, I mean exactly that. It was huge and rubbery but rigid, and had a head and ridges and everything.
I'm a professional organizer. It was in the night stand, but it was confirmed that the pieces were a pair.

I think it's a penis pump. Was it hollow?

[gummybear]

So the penis was just that. A dildo. You lost me at the tank..

[kyloren]

Sept 13, 2017 21:13:13 GMT -5 walterismydog said:

Sept 13, 2017 21:12:07 GMT -5 LanaLang said:

By big penis, I mean exactly that. It was huge and rubbery but rigid, and had a head and ridges and everything.
I'm a professional organizer. It was in the night stand, but it was confirmed that the pieces were a pair.

I think it's a penis pump. Was it hollow?

Those aren't typically dick shaped though

[Captain Catnip]

A part of something like this is what I was envisioning. 

[gummybear]

Maybe it was some sort of shocker

[rosiebear]

Sept 13, 2017 21:12:07 GMT -5 LanaLang said:

By big penis, I mean exactly that. It was huge and rubbery but rigid, and had a head and ridges and everything.
I'm a professional organizer. It was in the night stand, but it was confirmed that the pieces were a pair.

You have to do better than this. "A pair" how? Do they fit together somehow? Or are they just used at the same time? Who told you they were a pair? Why didn't you ask that person?

[LanaLang]

Not hollow, just a cap, like on the lid of a container. Where it attaches to the tank I guess. Off to incognito Google.

[walterismydog]

Sept 13, 2017 21:15:04 GMT -5 kyloren said:

Sept 13, 2017 21:13:13 GMT -5 walterismydog said:

I think it's a penis pump. Was it hollow?

Those aren't typically dick shaped though

This sounds anything but typical.

[mountaingirl]

I'm oddly interested to see what this is and to know how you came upon such a thing.

[whitemerlot]

I'm very intrigued.

[walterismydog]

Sept 13, 2017 21:31:28 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Tank? Like a war tank? Fish tank?

[bugandbibs]

I am so curious!

[LanaLang]

You guys, I can't find anything like it! Everything I google looks explainable. I may have to break down and ask my coworker. This tank was seriously the length of a standard blow torch, but as wide as a kitchen sized fire extinguisher. So about the size of the dildo. It had a stem-like piece and a part that I guess attached to the cap on the end of the dildo.

[vicky]

Sept 13, 2017 21:10:12 GMT -5 kyloren said:

Where did u get a pic of my piece

[birdistheword]

Why are you afraid to Google? Who is monitoring your internet searches? Lol

[Captain Catnip]

Sept 13, 2017 21:43:44 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Why are you afraid to Google? Who is monitoring your internet searches? Lol

If it's that big, maybe she doesn't want to freak out her H.

[jezebel]

The dildo was the size of a kitchen fire extinguisher??