Frustrated political musing after story time

[sonrisa]

Donald J. Trumpy Will You Please GO NOW (apologies to Seuss)

The time had come.

The time had come.
The time was then.
But we got screwed by Russian men.

We can’t go back. We’re left with now.
Just go. Go. GO! We don’t care how.

You can fall down stairs.
Ride Bannon like a cow.
Donald J. Trumpy, will you please go now!

You can roll in muck.
You can bask in sleaze.
Go twitter your brains out.
But please go. Please!

I don’t care.
Take your racist elf.
Leave DC - go fuck yourself.
Scream at the media ‘til you’re your face is blue.
Just go, go, GO! Please do, do, DO!

Donald J. Trumpy, I don’t care how.
Donald J. Trumpy, will you please GO NOW!

Please take B. Devos and Rick Perry.
Please take Mike Pence – the more the merry.
Please take Javanka and Scott Pruit.
Please take Steve Munchin. Just do it, DO IT!

Donald J. Trump! Don’t you know.
The time has come to go, Go, GO!

Get on your way! Please Donald J.!
We’d like you to go this very day.

Hide in Mar a Lago. Or take a private jet.
I don’t care how you go. Just GET!

Keep needling Kim and we’ll all go boom.
Donald, Donald, Donald! Leave that oval room!

Donald J. Trumpy, I don’t care how.
Donald J. Trumpy, will you please GO NOW!

We said GO and GO we meant.
But somehow you're still President.

[litebright]

THIS IS PERFECTION. The stanza with all his cabinet names is genius in particular.

ETA: You should totally submit this somewhere. Like the Root or Bitch Media (okay, not Bitch, I guess they never ever take poetry) or something? It would go viral, I bet, and you could get paid. 

Also, you should crosspost to CEP, they'd love it. 

[sonrisa]

Thanks :-) I'm still tinkering. Some lines are more on point than others.

[onomatopoeia]

You wrote this? Awesome. I was looking for a link so I could send it to my mom lol.

[isabel]

You wrote that!? Well done!

Incidentally, which book is this from? The go away thing is familiar.

[litebright]

Sept 27, 2017 12:18:50 GMT -5 isabel said:

You wrote that!? Well done!

Incidentally, which book is this from? The go away thing is familiar.

It's Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now. 

[snipsnsnails]

This is epically perfect. Never leave.

[lilac05]

This is amazing! Please publish it somewhere so we can share it. I guarantee it'll go viral and if you have it in the right place, hopefully you can make some money off of this genius work.

[Champagne Supernova]

This is pretty awesome. *claps hands*

[Deleted]

This is pure gold!

[isabel]

Sept 27, 2017 12:37:01 GMT -5 litebright said:

Sept 27, 2017 12:18:50 GMT -5 isabel said:

You wrote that!? Well done!

Incidentally, which book is this from? The go away thing is familiar.

It's Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now. 

Thank you! We haven't read that one much, but I knew it was familiar.