Post by MixedBerryJam on Sept 17, 2012 8:06:43 GMT -5
My now-14 year old explained to me once that Jesus is a zombie, you know, because he's undead. Also, after taking a snack for the car after a first holy communion class, I look in the rear view mirror, and he has it in his hands, arm raised, blessing it like the priest does in church. I nearly drove off the road.
Ok, now that we are just sharing random funny catholic school stories,I can retell one about my daughter. DD was saying a prayer to the VIRGIN Mary and said, "Version most pure, pray for us...". I asked her what she meant by "Version most pure" and she explained that there are a lot of Marys in the world and some are pure and some aren't. So we want to make sure we pray to the version who IS pure. I let it ride like that for the whole year because I didn't want to have to explain to a 5 year old what a virgin is.