Attributes of a conservative child

[soontobeka]

Per my conservative coworker

1. Have compassion towards the sick and poor
2. Want small government
3. Take care of the environment
4. Push for a good quality education (vouchers)
5. Pro-life; support the mother of the unborn child; do not automatically jump to killing the baby
6. Personal responsibility
7. Work hard

And don't vote for Obama because he is a socialist

[OscarQ]

So what state allows children to vote?

Also, I think my kid is a communist. He started imitating the cats "Meow" this weekend except he says "Mao".

[copzgirl1171]

Yes, children are not apt to change and they become voters.

Does your co-worker sniff glue?

[ESF]

Sept 17, 2012 14:43:22 GMT -5 toledo said:

8. Know that LIFE ISN'T FAIR.

:Y:

[soontobeka]

Sept 17, 2012 14:43:16 GMT -5 @copzgirl1171 said:

Yes, children are not apt to change and they become voters.

Does your co-worker sniff glue?

No but she makes sure the TV is on FOX at lunch EVERYDAY

Tomorrow I am going to ask her the attributes of a liberal child

[pixy0stix]

Huh. ZB thinks that everything is "TOO BIG!" (her favorite phrase of the moment). Maybe I am raising a conservative.

[marie427]

What kid understands what "small government" means?

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Oh yes, because so many children are out there concerning themselves with vouchers and abortion ^o)

[basilosaurus]

I was a pro-life little kid because yay babies! Look what happened to me when I grew up!

I'm guessing the liberal child thinks that her parents should take care of her whether she works or not. No chores but you still get allowance.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Someone forgot to ask the child about Jesus. And also bootstraps. Inconclusive test! Abort!

[luckyval]

Sept 17, 2012 14:57:15 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

Someone forgot to ask the child about Jesus. And also bootstraps. Inconclusive test! Abort![/quote]

Not without an utlrasound first

[meshaliuknits]

Sept 17, 2012 14:47:13 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Huh. ZB thinks that everything is "TOO BIG!" (her favorite phrase of the moment). Maybe I am raising a conservative.

Mine's favorite phrase is "RIGHT NOW!" That kid is always demanding handouts. You'd think we didn't get toddler sized boot straps for her.

stb, please let us know what the attributes of a liberal child are!

[Deleted]

Sept 17, 2012 14:57:15 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

Someone forgot to ask the child about Jesus. And also bootstraps. Inconclusive test! Abort!

Thats right - this child is not welcome in the republican party because no Jesus. The convention made that very clear.

[laurenpetro]

do conservative babies have to make their own bottles to show they did it all themselves?

[ringstrue]

DD is all "Big Hug!" and "Big Kiss!" she must be a liberal.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Does the child have imaginary friends that he/she talks to? Say...in an empty chair?

[basilosaurus]

Sept 17, 2012 17:12:13 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

Does the child have imaginary friends that he/she talks to? Say...in an empty chair?

Ha!

Reminds me of a pickup line I just read about.

Excuse me, is this seat taken? Or are you talking to Obama?

[soontobeka]

She Tells me all the time that I am a conservative in liberal clothing.