~I find the term "making love" creepy ~I cannot wrap my head around polyamory. I guess in theory I get it, but I cannot imagine actually doing it long term. ~I don't think I've ever used the term "titillating" in conversation....but maybe I should start!
-also hate the word "make love" someone I was dating also once asked if he could "pleasure me orally." Ummmm that might skeeve me out even more -I LOVE buttercream -I started the paleo diet and damn it nothing tastes good without any sugars, dairy or grains.
-also hate the word "make love" someone I was dating also once asked if he could "pleasure me orally." Ummmm that might skeeve me out even more -I LOVE buttercream -I started the paleo diet and damn it nothing tastes good without any sugars, dairy or grains.
"making love" is the cheesiest of cheese. CFG once referred to my "breasts" and I corrected him. They are titties.
I promise, IT GETS BETTER! Once you get used to not eating sweeteners regular food tastes sweet to you and gross sugary shit tastes like unicorn vomit.
Post by bullygirl979 on Sept 18, 2012 15:32:57 GMT -5
I cried over Keeping Up with the Kardashians on Sunday ---shut it, bitches!
I seriously want XBF to go find a new job! Leave me alone already!
I am PMSing. My first thought was "Ooohh!! My tits look bigger cause they are swollen!". My second thought was "Dammit! There is no one to appreciate them!"
I actually don't mind the term 'make love'. Flame away. Although, I have an ex from ages ago that would say, 'come love me up'. That one made me cringe.
I'm still recovering from staying out til 6:30am Sunday night/Monday morning. I'm too old for that shit now.
I really should go grocery shopping today, but I'm not feeling it. Maybe tomorrow.
--Sometimes I want to run off, join a Mormon sect, give my kids weird names and blog for a living...then I remember they wear special underwear and don't drink and probably have boring sex
Special underwear?? Tell me more, please and thank you!
I cannot wait to get home to snuggle the cat. And poop. But not at the same time.
Should I feel embarassed that my cat's FAVORITE time to snuggle is on my lap while I'm on the pot? Well I guess if anyone should be embarassed it's him, not me. Though I don't exactly stop him.
I don't mind "making love". We don't use it in a serious way though - more like "Get over here and make love to me you sexy bitch!!" and make love can just as easily come out as fuck.
I cannot wait to get home to snuggle the cat. And poop. But not at the same time.
Should I feel embarassed that my cat's FAVORITE time to snuggle is on my lap while I'm on the pot? Well I guess if anyone should be embarassed it's him, not me. Though I don't exactly stop him.
Should I feel embarassed that my cat's FAVORITE time to snuggle is on my lap while I'm on the pot? Well I guess if anyone should be embarassed it's him, not me. Though I don't exactly stop him.
I had a cat that was like that. He be thoroughly pissed if I tried to keep him out of the bathroom when I was in there. Even if I just had to pee, he had to be on my lap, then be all butthurt when I wanted him to get up right away.
Should I feel embarassed that my cat's FAVORITE time to snuggle is on my lap while I'm on the pot? Well I guess if anyone should be embarassed it's him, not me. Though I don't exactly stop him.
This is weird. But really funny.
He gets totally amorous - puts his paws on my face and purrs up a storm.
Post by turtle1120 on Sept 18, 2012 16:02:53 GMT -5
I agree that "love making" is cringe-worthy.
I realize they're not healthy, but Cheez-its are delicious.
I'm doing a speed dating event in a couple weeks and asked my mom to babysit DD. She responded and said she hopes I meet Mr. Wonderful, I have so much to offer, blah, blah, blah. I don't have the heart to tell her I don't give a damn about Mr. Right. I need to get laid....Mr. Right Now will suffice.
Should I feel embarassed that my cat's FAVORITE time to snuggle is on my lap while I'm on the pot? Well I guess if anyone should be embarassed it's him, not me. Though I don't exactly stop him.
I had a cat that was like that. He be thoroughly pissed if I tried to keep him out of the bathroom when I was in there. Even if I just had to pee, he had to be on my lap, then be all butthurt when I wanted him to get up right away.
Yup, he has to be all up in the bathroom business. Along with the toilet love, he likes to sit in the steam while I shower and have his "sauna", then jump in the tub when I'm done and lick the water droplets. He will butt his head against the door if I shut it while I'm in there. I guess it's good training for having kids.
I'm doing a speed dating event in a couple weeks and asked my mom to babysit DD. She responded and said she hopes I meet Mr. Wonderful, I have so much to offer, blah, blah, blah. I don't have the heart to tell her I don't give a damn about Mr. Right. I need to get laid....Mr. Right Now will suffice.
Post by liubotflittyfud on Sept 18, 2012 16:07:02 GMT -5
Random thought, how long is it acceptable for your boobs to hurt during PMS? I haven't gotten my period in close to 2 months and my boobs have been hurting like woah the past 5 days. I took 3 preg tests when I hit 4 weeks late and all were negative. I just want my period.
Random thought, how long is it acceptable for your boobs to hurt during PMS? I haven't gotten my period in close to 2 months and my boobs have been hurting like woah the past 5 days. I took 3 preg tests when I hit 4 weeks late and all were negative. I just want my period.
Random thought, how long is it acceptable for your boobs to hurt during PMS? I haven't gotten my period in close to 2 months and my boobs have been hurting like woah the past 5 days. I took 3 preg tests when I hit 4 weeks late and all were negative. I just want my period.
Are you using birth control?
Condoms currently. I was supposed to go back on the pill when I got my most recent cycle but it never showed up.
-also hate the word "make love" someone I was dating also once asked if he could "pleasure me orally." Ummmm that might skeeve me out even more -I LOVE buttercream -I started the paleo diet and damn it nothing tastes good without any sugars, dairy or grains.
OMG I am on day 2 of Paleo and I was thinking the same but I discovered www.paleomg.com and she has some AWESOME treats on there.
I'm doing a speed dating event in a couple weeks and asked my mom to babysit DD. She responded and said she hopes I meet Mr. Wonderful, I have so much to offer, blah, blah, blah. I don't have the heart to tell her I don't give a damn about Mr. Right. I need to get laid....Mr. Right Now will suffice.
You best be reporting back on this event!!
I will! I'm sure it'll give me an entertaining story or two to tell
I think they wear certain underwear to temple. My mom mentioned it to me but I haven't been able to find too much info on the internet aside from jokes about Romney and his magical Mormon panties. It's like a covenant thing that they wear to the temple. The one pic online just makes it look like gawdawful bloomers.
Also, my tits are too nice to be Mormon. I need to show them off once in a while.
They wear special underwear all the time. Like ALL THE TIME. They are called "Temple Garments" but they don't just wear them to the temple.