Dem accuses GOP candidate of liking . . . Bigfoot erotica

[smock]

Breaking news in the effort to take back the House! Yesterday a VA race for a U.S. House seat heated up when the Dem candidate accused the GOP candidate of loving Bigfoot erotica. 

No, seriously. Apparently Denver Riggleman (yes, that's his real name) not only wants to represent Virginia in the House of Representatives, he also plans to self-publish a book called "Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want Him."

As if 2018 could get any weirder.

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginia_us_5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800

[sofamonkey]

I mean...sure, that’s kind of weird. But there was more relevant info to attack him for, such as campaigning with a white supremacist. While I, personally, am not into Sasquatch erotica, I’m not sure why that’s a point to attack.

(That is a super weird thing to type out too 😂)

[ESF]

This whole story is super weird, and at first I didn't know what to think. And then I read an observation on twitter about how nobody had heard of her or her white supremacist opponent, and now suddenly there are a million tweets about this guy being a white supremacist. So maybe it was genius.

[sofamonkey]

Jul 30, 2018 11:34:30 GMT -5 ESF said:

This whole story is super weird, and at first I didn't know what to think. And then I read an observation on twitter about how nobody had heard of her or her white supremacist opponent, and now suddenly there are a million tweets about this guy being a white supremacist. So maybe it was genius.

It is SO bizarre! And also, I’m not sure what I was expecting when I looked at the graphic, full frontal pic, but I clicked it anyway...

[georgeglass]

And her last name is .... cockburn. It’s all like a poorly written novel.

[isabel]

Jul 30, 2018 12:09:37 GMT -5 georgeglass said:

And her last name is .... cockburn. It’s all like a poorly written novel.

Oh, so like the rest of our lives since 2016?

[smock]

If GOP voters are fine with pedophile Roy Moore and sexual assaulter Donald Trump, is Bigfoot erotica where they'll draw the line? "Hrump, I was okay with assault against HUMAN women, but this going too far! The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Bigfoot and Eve."

[pixy0stix]

I wonder if someday my looking up dinosaur erotica is going to bite me in my ass. (It's real and on amazon. I think it was linked here at one point. LOL!)

[meshaliuknits]

Jul 30, 2018 12:46:50 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I wonder if someday my looking up dinosaur erotica is going to bite me in my ass. (It's real and on amazon. I think it was linked here at one point. LOL!)

Until it was posted I had no idea that cryptozological erotica was a thing. Personally, I think it will be Harry Potter erotica that will be my undoing.

[cuddlyevil]

Is this why bigfoot porn was trending on twitter yesterday?

[lurkydoodle]

Jul 30, 2018 13:15:07 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

Is this why bigfoot porn was trending on twitter yesterday?

If there was another reason, I'm not sure I want to know

[smock]

I remember the dinosaur erotica! I'm still baffled that raptors are a turn on, but whatever floats your boat!

[seeyalater52]

Jul 30, 2018 11:19:40 GMT -5 sofamonkey said:

I mean...sure, that’s kind of weird. But there was more relevant info to attack him for, such as campaigning with a white supremacist. While I, personally, am not into Sasquatch erotica, I’m not sure why that’s a point to attack.

(That is a super weird thing to type out too 😂)

I bet they have poll data that shows voters are more turned off by this than the white supremacist ties. Just another day in America.

[mbcdefg]

[nsl]

Bigfoot researchers fire back and are not amused: www.washingtonpost.com/local/think-weve-reached-rock-bottom-in-politics-two-words-bigfoot-erotica/2018/07/30/d7659386-941b-11e8-810c-5fa705927d54_story.html?utm_term=.b799a3391d8e

[sofamonkey]

Jul 30, 2018 21:14:26 GMT -5 nsl said:

Bigfoot researchers fire back and are not amused: www.washingtonpost.com/local/think-weve-reached-rock-bottom-in-politics-two-words-bigfoot-erotica/2018/07/30/d7659386-941b-11e8-810c-5fa705927d54_story.html?utm_term=.b799a3391d8e

Between this quote and the She-Squatches, I’m kinda done. 😂

“It’s bad enough people take it as a joke,” he said. “Bigfoot should not be a political joke. It is a real species that we believe needs to be protected. I am just one of many eyewitnesses to their existence.”

[DesertMoon]

Bigfoot...so big and hearty and hairy...This contribution to erotica hasn't gone unnoticed.

the list of fetishes gets longer.

[mbcdefg]

Apparently, Pizza Hut doesn't know how to read a room or just does not GAF.