when staffers using an X-ray scan at Berlin’s Schönefeld Airport couldn’t identify a mechanical device in a bag on Tuesday morning, they called police and shut down the D Terminal due to “suspicious content in a luggage piece,” the federal police said, according to CNN.
The bomb squad arrived, and an announcement went out over the loudspeaker: Can the gentleman with the multiple unknown objects in his luggage please step forward and explain them?
He was shy, CNN reported. And reluctant to talk, only calling the items “technical stuff.” He was not identified by media reports.
Meanwhile, a bomb squad probed the luggage. It made its determination in an hour.
Yep, sex toys. Definitely sex toys. Including a vibrator.
Word of advice - remove the batteries from any toys before you fly. My sister has an embarrassing anecdote about having to go through customs with the strange vibrating emanating from her bag.
These must not have been run-of-the-mill sex toys if it took hours to sort this out . . .
Probably not, but I have experienced a lot of clueless TSA agents here when it comes to my breast pump, and I have a super common Medela. I was constantly having my bag searched although one agent showed me on the second x-ray screen it is clear what it is and the agents should have known on the first pass through. Lately they are making everyone remove electronic devices larger than a cell phone. That would be really embarrassing for a sex toy collection!
Post by bitsandpieces on Aug 9, 2018 14:14:59 GMT -5
Someone I know held up the TSA line earlier this year with battery powered candles. The organic waxy compound surrounding a battery pack with a wire to the lightbulb looked too much like a bomb. When they eventually figured out what it was and let her go, they told her that the only reason the bomb squad wasn't involved is that it was 4:45am and they weren't on until 5am. So I guess if you want to get past the bomb squad, book a super early flight.
These must not have been run-of-the-mill sex toys if it took hours to sort this out . . .
I don’t know, my car keys with the key that folds in seriously confused TSA and I came ridiculously close to missing my flight due to them.
I have the same key fob, and DH was the one who had possession and had to explain to TSA. Maybe more than one time, since he purposely took his key ring last time we flew, even though we had driven my car and his key ring takes up more space in his bag or pocket.
Do you guys remember the thread on ML about the unidentified sex you? I think it was LanaLang ? Did we ever find out what it was?
The thing that looked like a whipped cream canister attached to a dildo? I think it was determined to be for people with a fetish for extra extra jizz, for lack of a better word.
Post by Miss Phryne Fisher on Aug 10, 2018 4:29:34 GMT -5
I was in London last week and got some cute lingerie at a pretty popular store there. They also sell all sorts of sex toys. One in particular I thought about buying, then I had the thought of this very thing happening. How embarrassing that would be!
Do you guys remember the thread on ML about the unidentified sex you? I think it was LanaLang ? Did we ever find out what it was?
The thing that looked like a whipped cream canister attached to a dildo? I think it was determined to be for people with a fetish for extra extra jizz, for lack of a better word.
I didn't think about it being an ejaculate. I assumed it was the fuel canister. That thing was scary and so gross! Six months ago and it still grosses me out to think of it. It was like if my husband fisted me up to his elbow.
The thing that looked like a whipped cream canister attached to a dildo? I think it was determined to be for people with a fetish for extra extra jizz, for lack of a better word.
I didn't think about it being an ejaculate. I assumed it was the fuel canister. That thing was scary and so gross! Gross because it was filthy. It needed some serious bleach. Six months ago and it still grosses me out to think of it. It was like if my husband fisted me up to his elbow.