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Mike Facts:

• Mike Pence went to college. 
• Mike Pence won 3rd prize in the 1972 Indiana Junior Corn Contest. 
• Mike Pence likes to watch movies. 
• Mike Pence carries a tri-fold wallet in his right back pocket. 
• Mike Pence has won seven (7) penmanship awards. 
• Mike Pence has a “Family RV” a “Personal RV” and a “Permanent RV” aka his house. 
• As a young adult, Mike Pence voted for Jimmy Carter after a catchphrase he coined, “I’m a Carter Supparter,” went semi-viral. 
• Mike’s favorite part of the American flag is the bars. 
• Mike Pence played baseball in high school until he suffered blunt trauma to his right testicle when a baseball hit it, rupturing the protective covering surrounding the right testicle as well as a contusion to the major blood vessel that, of course, resulted in massive bleeding and prolonged bruising that forced paramedics to cut through his baseball pants in the middle of a junior varsity game against high school rival Glen Oaks high school. All the girls at Mike’s high school were there and saw his bleeding bruised testicle and ruptured genitals. He played second base. 
• Mike’s favorite type of technology is radio. 
• Mike’s favorite late night snack is unleavened bread. 
• Mike Pence can play all of “Joker” by Steve Miller Band on guitar except the slide part after “Some people call me Maurice."

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