Cupcake girl returns.

[vicky]

Hey girl. Hey.

[TrickyBob]

Ohhhh my.

[TrickyBob]

This needed a second post.

Those are enema cupcakes

[melodramatic26]

There is so much wrong there. The icing is really bothering me. Why is it not piped and why so little??

[cabbagecabbage]

The thought of fake flavored strawberry cake soggy with cheap rosé is pretty gag inducing.

[vicky]

I like boxed cakes.


I don’t like runny sad icing.

[raangoli]

Why couldn’t she clean her stove before taking the pictures?

[vicky]

Aug 24, 2018 20:31:01 GMT -5 raangoli said:

Why couldn’t she clean her stove before taking the pictures?

She never does.

[Leeham Rimes]

Someone call CPS, cupcake protective services.

[cville]

Aug 24, 2018 20:31:01 GMT -5 raangoli said:

Why couldn’t she clean her stove before taking the pictures?

Right? Or turn on a second light? Or take the cupcakes out of the tin and put them on a cute plate?


Those injector things look like thermometers. Like all the cupcakes have the flu.

[Jalapeñomel]

Oh. That’s...something else.

[rosiebear]

I somehow missed the saga of Cupcake Girl, and I was so confused as to how you, of all people, had made such sad, ugly baked goods.

At least they’re not Hitler elves?
#nevernotfunny.

[winecat]

Dusty rose needed to die in the 80s.

[johnlennonfan]

Uhh injectable wine in cupcakes? What if kids eat it? That sounds like a terrible idea

[pantsparty]

Why can't she move them off the stove and take a picture?

Wait, I know this. The mixing bowls are still on the counter behind her.

[yourmother]

White girl rose indeed.

[jezebel]

Meh, I’d eat it.

But, I’ll eat almost any baked goods.

[UMaineTeach]

My main concern is that is a lot of liquid going into a cupcake. It’s going to fall apart into a pile of mush.

[Leeham Rimes]

Guise, if she had any foresight or strategic ability for good food pictures she would no longer be cupcake girl.

[DotAndBuzz]

oh wait.

The pipettes with wine in them are part of the final product "display?" So you inject the wine right before you eat it?

Still (perhaps even more so now) a hard pass.

[mrs.jacinthe]

I just giggled with glee when I saw the post title. The photo did not disappoint. I feel like these are the "adult cupcake" equivalent of forgetting you'd poured yourself a bowl of cereal for about half an hour. Potentially delicious, but then soggy and disappointing.

Also, I was about to comment that they looked like they'd taste like that awful strawberry boxed cake mix. But then I read that they were strawberry cake and now I guarantee they'd taste like that awful strawberry boxed cake mix. Hork.

[walterismydog]

On the bright side, ive never seen a more appropriate wine brand for this kind of nonsense.

[aprilsails]

Please don’t critique my crumb coat, because it’s bad, but you guys have no idea how many times I cleaned my countertop before taking this photo:

[Dumbledork]

Flameful: I hate frosting.

I usually use my finger to wipe off all but a thin layer and then throw it in the trash.

Those pipettes are weird though.

[jayhawk5]

Aug 25, 2018 11:28:01 GMT -5 aprilsails said:

Please don’t critique my crumb coat, because it’s bad, but you guys have no idea how many times I cleaned my countertop before taking this photo:

Cute cake, mind if I have it? My DD’s bday is coming up and I’d love to give her this. Only if you’re not using it and all. 😉

[aprilsails]

Aug 25, 2018 20:34:31 GMT -5 milsaroo said:

Aug 25, 2018 11:28:01 GMT -5 aprilsails said:

Please don’t critique my crumb coat, because it’s bad, but you guys have no idea how many times I cleaned my countertop before taking this photo:

This is amazing! That eye is perfect! I don’t watch MLP, what’s the blue and yellow part / symbol?

This is Pinkie Pie and she has balloons on her side since she is the Party Pony! DD has been talking about having this cake for over 6 months since she spotted the pan at the Bulk Barn.