MCC - TMI re: poop issues

[omeomi]

Granted I'm newer around here, and I don't know all of the backstory on it, but from what I've gleaned, you and I are probably pretty similar when it comes to that department.

Care to share what your full take on it is?

Or should I PM you with this kind of nastiness? lol

Feel free to say STFU, too

[omeomi]

OMG your ex was a jackass.

I guess I can't really explain why I have issues with it. Hell, my dad used to light farts for the family on Thanksgiving (once he had a few beers in him). And we all laughed about it. But once I got to, oh, college age? I just had this thing where anything that comes from that region is a personal thing.

Luckily, XFI was kinda the same way. And it helped that we had a big house, so there were mulitple bathrooms to choose from. I've dated guys that tried to dutch oven me, think that farting was hilarious, especially if I was there to get the full brunt of it. And it grossed me the hell out every time that happened.

Funny thing is, I burp with the best of them. My motto is, it's better to get it out before it has time to go all the way through to the poop chute lol.

And another weird thing, I'm fine with poop. When it comes to things like changing diapers, animal poop, all that. NBD for me. It's just that I don't want to deal with grown up people poop.

Damn, I'm strange.

[omeomi]

mp - I'm in awe of you with being able to share that kind of info. I know celiac sucks balls with what you have to go through with it. I commend you for being able to be so open about it.

If I were to find out I had that, I'd probably be embarassed as all get out for a while before I could come to terms with it.

[omeomi]

If something slips out, I'm fine with that. It happens. Hell, I KNOW that all of that happens naturally (cue, the *everybody poops* thing). I just don't want to know about it lol.

And holy hell, the thought of starting to date someone, and the first time there's a sleepover... OMG. I'm a morning pooper. I don't want them hearing or smelling that. I'M A GIRL AND I ONLY POO RAINBOWS AND ROSES, DAMNIT!

[omeomi]

So was it just because of your jackass ex that you started having issues with it? Were you cool with it before him?

[omeomi]

Should've been more specific...

Since your ex was such a jerk about you doing anything, is that the main reason that you have issues with pooping, or was it something you dealt with before him, and he just made it worse?

[omeomi]

That blows. Your X needs a serious punch in the junk.

[omeomi]

lol, he should get together with my XFI. Maybe the hair loss genes could miraculously rub off.

Even thought X was balding since his 20's, he was better off for it. He had the total Jewish Fro when he was younger. I'm still glad I didn't meet him til after he started shaving that all off. His back on the other hand... Ugh.