Cocaine Found in Boxes of Bananas

[picksthemusic]

Title mine. This is local to me, so link is from our local news. But it's being picked up nationally, too.

www.king5.com/article/news/local/cocaine-found-in-banana-boxes-at-3-washington-safeway-stores/281-72119e8d-477c-47a3-8687-33d062e7edea

[Jalapeñomel]

Someone at Safeway must’ve been out sick/arrested/dead instead of appropriately receiving the bananas.

[yaga]

"Investigators do not believe the Safeway stores were the intended destination."

Huh. You don't say.