Post by supertrooper1 on Sept 4, 2019 10:35:19 GMT -5
Dear laundry, Please fold yourself. Signed, Hard to keep up
Dear supervisor, I have been doing my job now for six months. I would like to be able to WFH now since you said when I was hired that I could in 3-6 months. Signed, Wanting to do little household chores during my breaks
Dear Beau, Thanks for being so sweet! Signed, Starting to wonder if this could be (gasp) the L word?
P.S. Nope, too soon for the L word for both of us!!!
supertrooper1, this morning I just sent all my "special instruction" laundry to work with DH to let them handle it. I was originally only going to send dry cleaning, but I was just over it.
Dear Laundry I hate when we are gone for the weekend because you become a huge pile and stress me out. Laundry Lady
Dear DD I'm really glad the first day of school went well yesterday. Fingers crossed it keeps going well. I also know you were so tired but stuck out your 3 hour practice. I promise you will adjust to the later practices by the end of the month. Mom
Dear DH We had parent homework. You telling me not to do it because don't they know DD by now wasn't helpful. Also loosing your sh$t and blowing things into a big fight when all I asked if you got my text was just weird. I know I didn't like your answer of "I was busy" because guess what I was busy too but my busy isn't important to you even though I do way more than you do and juggle a lot more balls. Frustrated Me
You came with the house. We don't use you, except for getting alerts if doors/windows have been opened. You have NEVER been armed. So why, why, why, are you consistently beeping in the middle of the night for no flipping reason?
Signed, I'm already dealing with my own allergies, DH's snoring, weather too warm to snuggle in my comforter, DS waking multiple times a night, and DD randomly giggling in her sleep keeping me awake. I don't need to add you into the mix too.
I am super glad you are excited about joining your brothers club. Now you want to go to convention in October? At $400 for each of you? And you have to buy a jacket, skirt, white shirt, and shoes?
Signed, mom who is willing to pay for something you are excited about in high school.
Dear club sponsor,
Thank you for giving a discount for 2 kids for National Covention. Now only $650 instead of $800.
Dear 1-hour per week for 7 weeks after school science program,
Do you really need me to provide my kids' dentist, doctor, and insurance info for a class of this length and duration that is onsite at my kids' school?
Signed, all karate and drawing wanted was my credit card info
Dear our awesome babysitter,
Thank you for inviting us to your wedding. I know you're trying to save money, but 4 pm on a Thursday is a really tough time to attend a wedding.
Signed, hoping my work flights are on time tomorrow
DS never made it to aftercare. If he mistakenly got on the bus because I didn't keep telling him he had aftercare that is fine because DH is home to get him, but I need to know whether he got on the bus or went to aftercare. It's been 5 minutes, so I need to know this now.
Update- he had gotten on the bus, but they have him now.
I worry about you so much. Do you play with other kids? Are you doing what your teacher asks you to do? Are you getting this whole reading thing? Are kids avoiding you because of your tics? Will the tics ever go away?
You are my heart. If I could carry you around and keep you safe, I would. But I can’t.
Post by traveltheworld on Sept 5, 2019 10:49:57 GMT -5
Coming in late....
Dear DS's teacher:
I'm really excited about this year. From all that I've heard, you are supposed to be amazing. And DS has been quite excited/happy the last 2 days and has already told us you and he share some favourite books. Please, please be cooperative when we have our IPP meeting. I really want this to work out. I do not relish the idea of driving 35 minutes each way to the gifted school. So please please make this a good year and we can keep DS here....a neighbourhood school where we can bike to in 7 minutes.
Signed, Cautiously hopeful
Dear Parents,
No, you cannot take our kids on a week-long cruise without us. I love hanging out with my kids and I don't like the idea of missing time with them. I don't know why you are offended by that.
Post by librarychica on Sept 5, 2019 10:56:01 GMT -5
Dear H,
I love you and I know you want the best for our children. But every time something goes slightly wrong, from school not allowing you to drop her off a tad early to the current difficulties with her teacher to the bus driver shortage, it is not appropriate to lecture me on how I insisted on depriving our child by sending her to public school.
You came with the house. We don't use you, except for getting alerts if doors/windows have been opened. You have NEVER been armed. So why, why, why, are you consistently beeping in the middle of the night for no flipping reason?
Is it a wireless system? The sensor batteries could be dying.
You came with the house. We don't use you, except for getting alerts if doors/windows have been opened. You have NEVER been armed. So why, why, why, are you consistently beeping in the middle of the night for no flipping reason?
Is it a wireless system? The sensor batteries could be dying.
....maybe?
DH pressed a lot of buttons yesterday and we are no longer having 6 beeps every 3 minutes.