Silliness: What will be the next ignored revelation?

[sonrisa]

Sometimes I daydream to get away from the bleak political reality. Does anyone else want to join me? Make up the next news item the GOP will just ignore. 

Melania Trump is confirmed as a spy. GOP says it doesn't matter because she knows her place and doesn't interfere with the Presidency - she isn't a meddling busy body first lady like Hilary Clinton was.

[wise_rita]

3 words:

golden

shower

video

[mrsukyankee]

Trump is actually in a gay relationship with the Turtle and the Kremlin has tapes.

[Miss Phryne Fisher]

Several tapes emerge, showing DJT having sex with and peeing on underage Russian girls.

It is kind of like the Dave Chappelle skit about R. Kelly. They (the underage girls) have to be holding up two forms of government ID, the Turtle has to be in the room taking notes, his grandmother has to be there to confirm his identity. "That's my Donny". (She is, of course, a Democrat plant, a family betrayer. The piss is digital. It is legal in Russia to have sex with a 13 year old. Etc. Etc. Etc.)

[Wallflower]

Tests confirm that 45* has advanced dementia and the GOP crows, "See, he's advanced! Better than the rest of us!!"

[wise_rita]

If there is any video of him doing any sort of sex act I'm definitely gouging out my eyeballs, even when I've never viewed it.

[AAM2012]

Do we get a prize when one of these crazy ideas become reality?

[tessalb]

Zelenskyy produces a letter written in Sharpie that says,
“NO QUID PRO QUO BUT YOU BETTER DO THE INVESTIGATION INTO BIDENS OR NO $”

It is sent with a map that has “RUSSIA” written in Sharpie over Belarus instead of Ukraine.

[Jalapeñomel]

Jan 28, 2020 4:53:32 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

Trump is actually in a gay relationship with the Turtle and the Kremlin has tapes.

We really have to stop saying that someone coming out as gay is a bad thing.

Nobody comes out and says that we secretly wish Trump was tall and how hilarious or silly it would be if he was.

[pixy0stix]

Trump chokes on a cheeseburger (ala Bush) and dies in office, but the Rs continue like nothing happened.

[mrsukyankee]

Jan 28, 2020 8:59:58 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Jan 28, 2020 4:53:32 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

Trump is actually in a gay relationship with the Turtle and the Kremlin has tapes.

We really have to stop saying that someone coming out as gay is a bad thing.

Nobody comes out and says that we secretly wish Trump was tall and how hilarious or silly it would be if he was.

You are correct. I wasn't saying for myself that it would be gay but the Republican's would see it as awful. Thanks for saying that - I have to be more thoughtful.

[ESF]

Jan 28, 2020 8:59:58 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Jan 28, 2020 4:53:32 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

Trump is actually in a gay relationship with the Turtle and the Kremlin has tapes.

We really have to stop saying that someone coming out as gay is a bad thing.

Nobody comes out and says that we secretly wish Trump was tall and how hilarious or silly it would be if he was.

Along the same lines, I'm really not feeling the comments of Miss Phryne Fisher.

It's one thing to say that you hope victims are believed. It's another to create fantasies about more girls being victimized.

This kind of game isn't fun when the fantasy includes innocent people being harmed.

[bohemianmango]

A video recording of Trump call with Zelensky surfaces.

Their defense? Trump knows the constitution and US laws more than anyone out there. He wouldn’t have done this if it was wrong. To prove his expansive knowledge, he shares a letter from his middle school teacher stating, “Donald received the best C- I’ve ever given on a constitution test” and the WH holds a press conference at which Trump starts singing lines from Schoolhouse Rocks “The Preamble” and “I’m Just a Bill.”

[sonrisa]

Jan 28, 2020 8:19:42 GMT -5 AAM2012 said:

Do we get a prize when one of these crazy ideas become reality?

Yes - we get Trump. For eight years. What better prize could there be?

[pixy0stix]

Jan 28, 2020 11:49:40 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

Jan 28, 2020 8:19:42 GMT -5 AAM2012 said:

Do we get a prize when one of these crazy ideas become reality?

Yes - we get Trump. For eight years. What better prize could there be?

*weeps silently*

[mbcdefg]

Trump’s red necktie is actually made of Fruit Roll-Ups.

[amberlyrose]

Out of all of these, Melania the spy would be the most "movie plot" type twist ever.

[DotAndBuzz]

Jan 28, 2020 12:22:48 GMT -5 amberlyrose said:

Out of all of these, Melania the spy would be the most "movie plot" type twist ever.

To add to this storyline:

They recruited Melania as a spy, but realized Trump was way more of an asset because of his own arrogance and stupidity, so they didn’t even need to use her.

[atarianna]

I think it’s probable that he directed and paid for an abortion for one of his mistresses and often wonder if that came out if it would be enough for his base to turn on him. Likely not.

[MixedBerryJam]

Jan 28, 2020 13:48:13 GMT -5 atarianna said:

I think it’s probable that he directed and paid for an abortion for one of his mistresses and often wonder if that came out if it would be enough for his base to turn on him. Likely not.

I straight up expected this for a long long time both during the campaign and after the election. I think if it were going to come out I it would have by now. But I don’t think it’s because it didn’t happen. I still think it did. I just don’t know why whoever is keeping it quiet is.

[TR]

Jan 28, 2020 13:48:13 GMT -5 atarianna said:

I think it’s probable that he directed and paid for an abortion for one of his mistresses and often wonder if that came out if it would be enough for his base to turn on him. Likely not.

It definitely wouldn't. A) He's a "baby Christian". Everything he did before is forgivable according to them. But more importantly, B) Plenty of "conservative" men have paid for their mistresses to get abortions. They don't actually care about abortions, they care about punishing women for having sex.

[sonrisa]

Jan 28, 2020 13:48:13 GMT -5 atarianna said:

I think it’s probable that he directed and paid for an abortion for one of his mistresses and often wonder if that came out if it would be enough for his base to turn on him. Likely not.

It wouldn't matter a whit. Unless it wasn't his fetus's abortion he was paying for, but Ivanka's.

That wouldn't affect him at all, but she'd be burned at the stake.

[suburbanzookeeper]

Mother finally snaps and stabs Pence with one of her towel charms.

GOP? She had lady issues and prayer has solved it.

[wise_rita]

Jan 28, 2020 9:36:53 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Trump chokes on a cheeseburger (ala Bush) and dies in office, but the Rs continue like nothing happened.

Weekend at Donny's

[sonrisa]

Jan 28, 2020 12:20:07 GMT -5 mbcdefg said:

Trump’s red necktie is actually made of Fruit Roll-Ups.

Thank you.


I've been amused all day at the vision of Trump munching on the end of a twizzlers tie. 

[ellipses84]

I think either of these are plausible. 😔

That he ordered a hit on someone.

That he helped cover up a murder or death, like something one of his friends or sons was involved in.

He’s had way too clean of a record for how corrupt he is and money can buy a lot.