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[Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear]

For those of you who:

1. Have poor eye sight
2. Primarily wear glasses but have backup contacts
3. Shave your no no place in the shower

How do you do it? Do you make the first pass blind in the shower then finish the job after the shower with glasses? Or do you just wear your contacts in the shower?

The flapless need NOT reply, you will be escorted out of the thread.

[FastHands]

Such people exist?? I won't even shave my *legs* in the shower. Can't see shit.

[agnes]

um, idk, I just do it blurry and it's good enough?

[Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear]

Feb 13, 2020 15:51:05 GMT -5 FastHands said:

Such people exist?? I won't even shave my *legs* in the shower. Can't see shit.

Girl, live a little. I've nicked a flap only once.

Coconut oil is a good idea, I'll try that.

[lostrn]

I'm blind as a bat without glasses on or contacts in and I usually just shave blindly in the shower. I prefer to put in my contacts after I've washed my face. Maybe it's because I've been wearing glasses since kindergarten, but I always shave blindly or by feel. Even when I do have my contacts in I can't contort myself to see that well while I am shaving so it's still mostly by feel lol.

[lostrn]

Oh and get the little bikini razors to get in all the various nooks and crannies lol. Quite helpful.

[W.T.Faulkner]

I could have gone my entire life and been happy without you saying "nicked a flap"

[marcyiam]

Like others, I also just do it all by feel. Have had horrible eyesight since way before I started shaving, so has always been that way.

[sapphireblue]

With my legs I just do a sloppy job and intend to fix the spots I miss later (this never happens).

With my no-no place I do it afterwards, on a stool in the bathroom, with my glasses on. I use an automatic shaver--SO MUCH easier than a razor.

I would be terrified to do it in the shower. I know I would cut myself.

[Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear]

Feb 13, 2020 16:11:44 GMT -5 lostrn said:

Oh and get the little bikini razors .

Ooh what kind/brand? I've been using a Venus sensitive smooth something something lately, the package is green. 5 blades is key right?

[devonpow]

I am extraordinarily nearsighted but am fine shaving without my contacts in - I guess so many years of doing it have led to good muscle memory? lol

[SusanBAnthony]

I shave blind. I can't see worth a crap and I have never nicked a flap. I am also not trying to get every surface smooth, just clean up the edges.

I am going to need a tutorial of how you would shave your buttcrack. Are you super flexible? Do you go from the front or back? Do you need three arms (two to seperate your cheeks, one to shave?)

[Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear]

Feb 13, 2020 16:15:01 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

I could have gone my entire life and been happy without you saying "nicked a flap"

[Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear]

Feb 13, 2020 16:15:05 GMT -5 sapphireblue said:

With my no-no place I do it afterwards, on a stool in the bathroom, with my glasses on. I use an automatic shaver--

What shaver? I have a old one, a Remington I think, it takes for fucking ever to charge and it doesn't do the job. Or it might but I lose patience.

[Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear]

Feb 13, 2020 16:24:47 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Flaps 😭😭😭

Get out of here, front butt

[sapphireblue]

Feb 13, 2020 16:28:02 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

Feb 13, 2020 16:15:05 GMT -5 sapphireblue said:

With my no-no place I do it afterwards, on a stool in the bathroom, with my glasses on. I use an automatic shaver--

What shaver? I have a old one, a Remington I think, it takes for fucking ever to charge and it doesn't do the job. Or it might but I lose patience.

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TW70E0/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This one is battery-operated. I got another Wahl too and it wasn't good but THIS model I will buy for life. I use one on my chin hair too. It's great because it really works well but doesn't ever nick anything (some other trimmers do) and you can really get into all of the nooks and crannies should you want to.

[Nonny]

Pre-vision correction surgery I would trim as short as possible with an electric trimmer (and/or children's safety scissors) then put my foot up on the edge of the tub and do it mostly by feel. Then I moved on to waxing.

Now my waxer has gotten married and had a baby and I'm too lazy to find a new waxer or shave, so feel sorry for my husband. Although that's only part true, I do still use an old (Schick?) trimstyle to keep things today and occasionally I'll shave if I'll be in swim wear. The years of waxing really thinned me out. TMI.

[Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear]

Feb 13, 2020 16:31:33 GMT -5 sapphireblue said:

Feb 13, 2020 16:28:02 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

What shaver? I have a old one, a Remington I think, it takes for fucking ever to charge and it doesn't do the job. Or it might but I lose patience.

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TW70E0/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This one is battery-operated. I got another Wahl too and it wasn't good but THIS model I will buy for life. I use one on my chin hair too. It's great because it really works well but doesn't ever nick anything (some other trimmers do) and you can really get into all of the nooks and crannies should you want to.

This is fucking ace. Thank you.

[georgeglass]

This thing rules.

www.target.com/p/venus-bikini-precision-women-s-trimmer-2-attachments/-/A-52605055

[timorousbeastie]

I can’t see anything without my glasses, and I don’t have contacts. I just wear my glasses in the shower. I rinse them occasionally when they get fogged up or have too many water droplets on them, and it works just fine.

[steph96]

Feb 13, 2020 16:21:32 GMT -5 SusanBAnthony said:

I am going to need a tutorial of how you would shave your buttcrack. Are you super flexible? Do you go from the front or back? Do you need three arms (two to seperate your cheeks, one to shave?)

This is like asking if it takes 3 arms to wipe your ass.
I usually put one leg up in the edge of the tub to spread my cheeks a bit and just swipe the razor from front to back. I’m not flexible and I could do it one armed if I had to.

[notsopicky]

I see that this thread is not what I thought it would be. I will kindly see myself out, as I can't even form words right now.

Well played, Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear, well played.

[followyourarrow]

I go by feel. I'm blonde and can't see the hairs well anyway. I trim everything up first with a mens mustache electric razer, I think they're cheaper and better, then go back and shave (or not when I'm single lol).

[af1212]

Feb 13, 2020 17:21:49 GMT -5 steph96 said:

Feb 13, 2020 16:21:32 GMT -5 SusanBAnthony said:

I am going to need a tutorial of how you would shave your buttcrack. Are you super flexible? Do you go from the front or back? Do you need three arms (two to seperate your cheeks, one to shave?)

This is like asking if it takes 3 arms to wipe your ass.
I usually put one leg up in the edge of the tub to spread my cheeks a bit and just swipe the razor from front to back. I’m not flexible and I could do it one armed if I had to.

Except in one situation you’re holding soft cushiony toilet paper, and in the other situation it’s a razor blade 🤷🏼‍♀️

I don’t think the two situations are comparable at all.

[followyourarrow]

Feb 13, 2020 16:21:32 GMT -5 SusanBAnthony said:

I shave blind. I can't see worth a crap and I have never nicked a flap. I am also not trying to get every surface smooth, just clean up the edges.

I am going to need a tutorial of how you would shave your buttcrack. Are you super flexible? Do you go from the front or back? Do you need three arms (two to seperate your cheeks, one to shave?)

In a tub I put one foot up on the edge and bend slightly forward.  In a standing shower it's slight more complicated, but not really, think lunges or squats.  I'm plus sized and have a tiny shower and it's still not problematic.  

[lilafowler]

Hoist. the. Flap.

Goodbye

[lostrn]

Feb 13, 2020 16:17:11 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

Feb 13, 2020 16:11:44 GMT -5 lostrn said:

Oh and get the little bikini razors .

Ooh what kind/brand? I've been using a Venus sensitive smooth something something lately, the package is green. 5 blades is key right?

Well to get everything I follow up with one of these razors, they are the best. Can be hard to find but Amazon rarely lets me down.

www.walmart.com/ip/Noxzema-Bikini-Shave-Trim-Small-Women-s-Disposable-Razors-3-Each/10532858

[muffin0]

My kids and husband keep looking at me when every time I giggle.

Hoist the flap has done me in. L-O-Fucking L

[TrickyBob]

Sooo...I don't fit in any of these 3 groups. However..I AM fat. So. I go in blind if I use a razor. Shave by feel.

But!!! I naired it a few times...basically also covered my whole body in nair because I, too, am part of the chewbacca/big foot hair club. And I have never had an issue with burns or itch or anything.

Now that it only takes 3 mins to remove it all, no more blind shaving.

(Yes. I nair my ass too)

Just giving another option lol

[Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear]

Feb 13, 2020 18:26:09 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Can’t you just hoist the flap up so you can see it? 🤐

Listen to me Blue Fingers, the flappular quadrant is easy to navigate, that one nick was an anomaly. There are just one or two other spots that you have to contort to get every last hair.
I said GOOD DAY.