Dear Wednesday

[k3am]

Go?

[k3am]

Dear jury duty,

I realized when I saw you pop up that.. I have a vacation coming up. And that because it's 2020, there was a VERY high likelihood of those two overlapping. Mail was finally delivered (at 8:45 at night?!?!) and I'm just so overwhelming glad that it two weeks after vacation that unless it's another murder trial, I will gladly avoid trying to get off the jury.

Signed,
Yay

[waverly]

Dear 2020,

Thanks for having the roof at collapse at work. That is just so typically you. Anyway, at least no one got hurt.

Signed,

Over you

[traveltheworld]

Dear School District,

We are 3 days in to in-person learning and already have 6 schools reporting positive COVID cases? How's that possible? Our numbers are super low in general!

Signed,
Concerned Parent

[supertrooper1]

Dear self,
Find your motivation to do your work.
Signed,
Falling behind on emails

Dear smoke,
Please go away so I quit coughing up a lung.
Signed,
Miserable

[twinmomma]

Dear ExH,
Blasting your engagement photos all over social media is just so... tacky? Weird? Out of touch? Also, kind of strange that you only have one photo that includes the kids since they were on the family vacation with you when the photos were taken and obviously present for the photo shoot. I actually had someone reach out to me to say "Sorry your exhusband is so gross" after you posted the pictures. Read the room.
Signed,
Glad to be your ex

Dear beau's ex wife,
You flew halfway across the country with your kid (again) and kept him up until almost midnight the night before the first day of school because you wanted to see your long distance bf? But you're too nervous about covid exposure to let him attend school in person? I think your choice to do full remote has everything to do with your personal life and schedule and nothing to do with what's best for your kid.
Signed,
Can't wait to coparent with you!

Dear WP,
It's been a week already with the crazy exes, can you tell?
Signed,
How is it only Wednesday?

[186momx]

Dear West Coast Weather
Could you please switch to fall weather. Lower temps, higher humidity, and rain would be a blessing.
Burning up

Dear WPs
Getting a new fire alert on my phone every hour is not good for my anxiety. I'm feeling for my clients that I'm pretty sure have lost their homes or have evacuated.
stressed 186momx

Dear DD
You are driving me crazy. We are home you should be happy but no you are cranky and annoyed at being home. I know you want school to start because you are bored but it doesn't start until Monday.
Find something to do
Mom

Dear School
You are giving us a 15 minute zoom window to meet the teacher for the entire class of 30+ kids.
Really just really
me

[rere]

Dear Allergies,

Go away. How will I know if I even have COVID since you come around every other day?

Signed, paranoid.

Dear school,

Praise be that DD got an 89 on her geometry test. Maybe we won't have to hear about it for a couple of  days.

Signed, over it already.

Dear DS,

Where are you going to school next year!!!! Answer with more than a grunt.

Signed. You are going.

[soccermama]

Dear self,

You better stop procrastinating and get this project finished. You have like 90 minutes- can you finish it by then?? Yikes.

[k3am]

Dear day,

It's been sunset since 7am this morning. It's creepy and weird. Is this the next stage of the apocalypse?

Signed,
Go away 2020.

[186momx]

k3am,
I agree we are on day 2 of sunrise/sunset look. It also looks like we are stuck in the fog until you open the door and start coughing/choking on the air. Right now cough, runny nose, and itchy eyes aren't COVID symptoms.
stay safe
186momx

[k3am]

186momx, I definitely googled on if the smoke symptoms overlap with Covid. It's miserable. My face is so puffy I feel like I'm 14 years old and Daniel Gold decided I wasn't the girl for him again. It's traumatic. (Name not changed for the innocent. I haven't even been able to find him on FB, so I assume no one else will be able to track him down).

[waverly]

That age range as definitely one for ugly crying / hormones. I used to burst blood vessels in my face, and I was like I’ve got to cry much more calmly for the sake of my face.

[k3am]

Such an emotional age. I... am kind of terrified that I only have a handful of years to prepare.

[twinmomma]

Sept 9, 2020 18:05:19 GMT -5 k3am said:

Such an emotional age. I... am kind of terrified that I only have a handful of years to prepare.

Ditto. We need more bathrooms and more bedrooms before I get to this stage or I'm afraid we won't survive.

[mae0111]

Dear Google -

Um... you're a tech company. So, like, I assume that all of your people should have the ability to work remotely, no?

So... um... why can't you approve new sites? Or approve edits to URLs? Everything I'm reading is that, due to COVID, you're on a limited staff. But... like... WHY??? Hire some more contractors and let's get this sh!t done. My client is pissed, and so am I.

Just trying to keep my gig