Things you type that you say IRL

[pilife]

Are there some things that you "say" online that you say IRL that perhaps you shouldn't say?

I say "Snap!"

Also, my vocabulary has expanded since I joined the board, I now use "crazycakes" and "shank" in conversation. I don't count it as something I shouldn't say, because.. well, it's awesome.

[alabasterangel]

I swear. A lot.

I don't really do it around the proper old ladies.. but around everyone else I just let it go.

[OrangePixyStix]

douchecanoe is now in my regular vocabulary, thanks to this board.

[alabasterangel]

And I really need to stop saying "Jesus Fuck" as my go to phrase. One day I will slip up while providing religious counsel and I'll traumatize a bible banger.

[watsonwedding2011]

May 18, 2012 14:40:54 GMT -5 alabasterangel said:

And I really need to stop saying "Jesus Fuck" as my go to phrase. One day I will slip up while providing religious counsel and I'll traumatize a bible banger.

The thought of this makes me giggle.

[pilife]

I want Douchecanoe in my vocab, but I never remember it. I fail at life.

[watsonwedding2011]

I said BSC last night at the dinner table, H was like What? I swear like a sailor I trying to watch my mouth though. last thing I need is DD saying I fucking leaving like she did last time in front of my devout catholic grandmother

[alabasterangel]

May 18, 2012 14:43:33 GMT -5 pilife said:

I want Douchecanoe in my vocab, but I never remember it. I fail at life.

I extended it to "douchecanoery" yesterday to describe the office shenanigans.

[MyName]

I actually say "holla" a lot. Usually just to H though. lol

[Trouble]

I now *side eye*

[OrangePixyStix]

If I had a pickle fork, then I would threaten to use it IRL more often.

But I don't like pickles therefore I do not own one. (and the H is content to just use his fingers for pickles when he wants one)

[alabasterangel]

May 18, 2012 14:54:11 GMT -5 Trouble said:

I now *side eye*

Yes! I always say I'm side eying things!

[pilife]

D is now fully aware what I mean when I say "I totally gave X the side eye today" in conversation.
I also substitute 'side eye' with 'stink eye' (Thanks to Juno)

[louietunes]

Me and D both say "Holla" IRL. I also swear like a sailor. Otter and Ala can attest to this.

Thanks to the board, the following are now normal parts of my vocabulary:
Douchenozzle
Douchecanoe
Douchebagary, as in "what manner of douchebagary is this?"
Twatwaffle
"Makes me stabby"
Mombie

[pilife]

D picked up twatwaffle when I read him one of the comments geared toward Ala during the great battle of 2012.

[lizo11]

May 18, 2012 14:55:20 GMT -5 alabasterangel said:

May 18, 2012 14:54:11 GMT -5 Trouble said:

I now *side eye*

Yes! I always say I'm side eying things!

I say this one a lot, IRL.
And makes me feel stabby.

I say DIAF a lot, which is from another message board, but I don't use it here very often.

[blondemoment123]

Crazycakes and hot mess are now part of my daily vocabulary.

[MissusTexas]

I use shitton a shitton.

[brookelynpaisley]

I actually say "oh FFS" , "BSC" and "twatwaffle"

[smucky]

twatwaffle
douchebaggery
asshat
makes me stabby
attention whore

and now I'm stealing "bible banger"

:-D

[louietunes]

Smucky, your siggy pic just made me lmao. ;D

[ILikeSloths]

May 18, 2012 14:39:28 GMT -5 alabasterangel said:

I swear. A lot.

I don't really do it around the proper old ladies.. but around everyone else I just let it go.

Same here. I was just telling Missus a few days ago that I rarely type curse words, but I have a foul mouth IRL. I'm working on it though because I've stuck my foot in my mouth a few times around the wrong people.




Most of the things I type and say have already been mentioned. I've picked up some things from the Nest like "crazycakes" and "BSC."

[ILikeSloths]

May 18, 2012 15:22:13 GMT -5 @stellarsailor said:

I also smile. A lot. So my over-use of smiley faces is because I'm generally grinning, smiling, or chuckling when I respond.

This made me smile.

lol

I always feel like I use emoticons too much also, but I like 'em!

[Deleted]

Eh one thing I use a lot is "Well fuck me running".

And like Louie and MN, I say holla..and to piss H off..hella

[mayflowers22]

I curse wayyyyy more than IRL.