Politics week of 3/29

[anodyne]

I'm guessing this is why he is eyeing early retirement

www.axios.com/matt-gaetz-retirement-congress-newsmax-e1a0e6bb-0279-4e97-ab22-508e28f4347a.html

Matt Gaetz Is Said to Be Investigated Over Possible Sexual Relationship With a Girl, 17


www.nytimes.com/2021/03/30/us/politics/matt-gaetz-sex-trafficking-investigation.html#click=https://t.co/wfGlGoueqo

[msmerymac]

He was the one with the “adopted son” right?

[NewOrleans]

😵

[smock]

Uh, and now he's saying he's a victim of extortion and his dad wore a wire for the FBI. What?!?

[NewOrleans]

I confuse all of these criminals, but was MG the one who held a press conference toward the beginning of the Reign of Terror to announce he was going to obstruct justice? ESF would know.

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2021 19:00:35 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

I confuse all of these criminals, but was MG the one who held a press conference toward the beginning of the Reign of Terror to announce he was going to obstruct justice? ESF would know.

I think it may have been Nunes but admittedly all white male criminals blur into one big glob

[snorky]

Mar 30, 2021 19:00:35 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

I confuse all of these criminals, but was MG the one who held a press conference toward the beginning of the Reign of Terror to announce he was going to obstruct justice? ESF would know.

He’s the outrageously indignant POS from FL with a dui under his belt.

[eddy]

Mar 30, 2021 19:08:50 GMT -5 snorky said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:00:35 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

I confuse all of these criminals, but was MG the one who held a press conference toward the beginning of the Reign of Terror to announce he was going to obstruct justice? ESF would know.

He’s the outrageously indignant POS from FL with a dui under his belt.

Also looks like Beavis of Beavis and Butthead. 

[lea]

Matt Gaetz possibly engaging in underage sex trafficking wasn’t on my 2021 Bingo but it also wouldn’t surprise me.

[ESF]

Mar 30, 2021 19:04:12 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:00:35 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

I confuse all of these criminals, but was MG the one who held a press conference toward the beginning of the Reign of Terror to announce he was going to obstruct justice? ESF would know.

I think it may have been Nunes but admittedly all white male criminals blur into one big glob

I think it was Nunes but not 100% sure.

Also HI EVERYONE!  I came back to the board because I had to see what people were saying about Gaetz. Twitter is having a field day over this appearance on Tucker Carlson, which even Tucker described as "one of the weirdest interviews I've ever conducted." So dude is totally guilty AF.

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2021 20:41:59 GMT -5 ESF said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:04:12 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

I think it may have been Nunes but admittedly all white male criminals blur into one big glob

I think it was Nunes but not 100% sure.

Also HI EVERYONE!  I came back to the board because I had to see what people were saying about Gaetz. Twitter is having a field day over this appearance on Tucker Carlson, which even Tucker described as "one of the weirdest interviews I've ever conducted." So dude is totally guilty AF.

Ohmygod where have you BEEN?!  I HAVE NEEDED YOU IN MY LIFE DON’T LEAVE ME

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2021 19:23:44 GMT -5 eddy said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:08:50 GMT -5 snorky said:

He’s the outrageously indignant POS from FL with a dui under his belt.

Also looks like Beavis of Beavis and Butthead. 

🤣🤣

[Velar Fricative]

Mar 30, 2021 19:23:44 GMT -5 eddy said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:08:50 GMT -5 snorky said:

He’s the outrageously indignant POS from FL with a dui under his belt.

Also looks like Beavis of Beavis and Butthead. 

He actually looks like both of them combined. It’s uncanny, really.

[NewOrleans]

She has left me again ::weeps::

[ESF]

Mar 30, 2021 20:58:55 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

She has left me again ::weeps::

I'm here! The job I got a year ago is busier and less boring than my last one, so it's harder to keep up. But I am here to laugh at Matt Gaetz, who is totally a creep.

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2021 17:15:46 GMT -5 anodyne said:

I'm guessing this is why he is eyeing early retirement

www.axios.com/matt-gaetz-retirement-congress-newsmax-e1a0e6bb-0279-4e97-ab22-508e28f4347a.html

Matt Gaetz Is Said to Be Investigated Over Possible Sexual Relationship With a Girl, 17


www.nytimes.com/2021/03/30/us/politics/matt-gaetz-sex-trafficking-investigation.html#click=https://t.co/wfGlGoueqo

Well now that I’ve read it all everything here is terrifying including the prospect of a national (nationalist) run.

Now would be a good time for pizzagate Q folx to “self investigate”

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2021 21:06:50 GMT -5 ESF said:

Mar 30, 2021 20:58:55 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

She has left me again ::weeps::

I'm here! The job I got a year ago is busier and less boring than my last one, so it's harder to keep up. But I am here to laugh at Matt Gaetz, who is totally a creep.

Unacceptable. You are required to do your time shitposting with the rest of us.

[ESF]

Mar 30, 2021 21:09:37 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Mar 30, 2021 21:06:50 GMT -5 ESF said:

I'm here! The job I got a year ago is busier and less boring than my last one, so it's harder to keep up. But I am here to laugh at Matt Gaetz, who is totally a creep.

Unacceptable. You are required to do your time shitposting with the rest of us.

I will try to report for duty more often.

What have I missed around here?

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2021 21:11:08 GMT -5 ESF said:

Mar 30, 2021 21:09:37 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Unacceptable. You are required to do your time shitposting with the rest of us.

I will try to report for duty more often.

What have I missed around here?

Mostly the lawyer who got stuck as a cat on Zoom.

[ESF]

Mar 30, 2021 21:15:21 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Mar 30, 2021 21:11:08 GMT -5 ESF said:

I will try to report for duty more often.

What have I missed around here?

Mostly the lawyer who got stuck as a cat on Zoom.

An amazing story. I once witnessed a lawyer who accidentally shared his screen during a zoom court hearing and couldn't make it go away. He was probably wishing he was a cat at that moment.

[NewOrleans]

Mar 30, 2021 21:18:51 GMT -5 ESF said:

Mar 30, 2021 21:15:21 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Mostly the lawyer who got stuck as a cat on Zoom.

An amazing story. I once witnessed a lawyer who accidentally shared his screen during a zoom court hearing and couldn't make it go away. He was probably wishing he was a cat at that moment.

Also “Boomers got the vax” but maybe you saw it already elsewhere 🎶 🎤 

[HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan]

Gaetz also has a touch of Eraserhead.

[AAM2012]

Mar 30, 2021 18:55:29 GMT -5 smock said:

Uh, and now he's saying he's a victim of extortion and his dad wore a wire for the FBI. What?!?

The responses and gifs are worth scrolling through.

[AAM2012]

Mar 30, 2021 19:23:44 GMT -5 eddy said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:08:50 GMT -5 snorky said:

He’s the outrageously indignant POS from FL with a dui under his belt.

Also looks like Beavis of Beavis and Butthead. 

And wore a gas mask at the beginning of the pandemic.

[VillainV]

Mar 30, 2021 22:16:49 GMT -5 AAM2012 said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:23:44 GMT -5 eddy said:

Also looks like Beavis of Beavis and Butthead. 

And wore a gas mask at the beginning of the pandemic.

And had the Proud Boys serve as security at an event he attended back in the fall....

[mrsd2006]

Major Biden had another biting incident at the WH.

www.cnn.com/2021/03/30/politics/major-biden-dog-white-house/index.html

[georgeglass]

Mar 31, 2021 8:50:11 GMT -5 mrsd2006 said:

Major Biden had another biting incident at the WH.

www.cnn.com/2021/03/30/politics/major-biden-dog-white-house/index.html

There was a tweet that now I can't find that said:

Gaetz has a major minor problem and Biden has a minor Major problem.

[WOT?*]

Mar 31, 2021 8:50:11 GMT -5 mrsd2006 said:

Major Biden had another biting incident at the WH.

www.cnn.com/2021/03/30/politics/major-biden-dog-white-house/index.html

It looks like Major needs muzzle training and some intensive socialization. He needs to learn when he needs to be and not be protective, and to not snap when startled. Because he's going to be in the news all.the.time as a Biden.  

[bronxgirl]

I'm not familiar with the details, but did Matt Gaetz accuse tucker Carlson of a sex scandal on Tucker's show? I thought I saw something referring to that.

[WOT?*]

Mar 31, 2021 9:35:09 GMT -5 bronxgirl said:

I'm not familiar with the details, but did Matt Gaetz accuse tucker Carlson of a sex scandal on Tucker's show? I thought I saw something referring to that.

He said in an interview last Tuesday that Carlson and his wife went to dinner with Gaetz and a date...and that date was apparently the girl who is making the claim so basically "but you met her, Tucker!" which Tucker says he doesn't recall happening.